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[edgyfacade]

Spring Collection Patches 💐

These guys are for saaale hehehehe. All hand embroidered, prices ranging from $15-20. DM for more info!

Clown cross stitch pattern by Barbara Sestok.

[edgyfacade]

Cross stitched Jigglypuff patch! 💕🎶

Pattern by @thexstitchpokedexproject!

[marsjoram]

how weak heterosexuality appears if it can be broken irreparably through a glance of a body on tv at the wrong age, requiring constant maintenance to uphold, while homosexuality breeds without breeding and is apparently impenetrable. literally maybe they should be scared

[phantomrose96]

I think it's funny world-building how like, so at the center of Life we've got Water. Arguably The most important resource. Colorless transparent substance that molds to any container and we die without it and quickly. And all organic functions of society hinge on its availability. Could fight a ton of wars over this thing.

And well beyond organic life, modern society's great human invention is the Electronic Magic. Our greatest minds invented the Electronic Magic and it sends information around the world instantly. Our infrastructure our economy our modern life, minute by minute by minute, hinges on utilizing the great Lighting Technology.

BUT ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ DO NOT. DO NOT EVER. get the magical Elixir Substance of Life and Living and Healing, Water, IN the Electronic Device. The water keeps you alive critically but it KILLS the Electronic Device instantly and catastrophically. This Says something.

[phantomrose96]

and this Says something...

[edgyfacade]

Bush Appreciation Mini Patch 🌸

[shakyfoundations]

A mech discord server with a vent channel where all the messages are just ‘FWSSHHHHHH -heat level reduced’

[onebug]

Could you please draw my beloved Pate from Animal Crossing?

Pate on the telephone!

[wumbreon]

Bunnie and Kiki needlefelt dolls for some close friends on an important day ♡

[edgyfacade]

Cross stitched moth brooch 🌙💕

Pattern by paulasophi on BraceletBook!

[mousidy]

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

[chufflepop]

Excluded

[edgyfacade]

Customized Ponyta Card! 🔥🐴

I made this for my boyfriend for his birthday :) his favorite pokemon is Ponyta

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[edgyfacade]

Cross stitched dino keychain! 🦖🦕

my first time trying perforated plastic!

[edgyfacade]

Ciel Phantomhive inspired plushie! 😈

Made as a gift for my friend, Winter

[gouged-doll]

kristin jones and andrew ginzel, new york subway, 1998