Edgy Steven Universe Theories

This bot was inspired by The Edgy Steven Universe Theory Generator. Feel free to message me with theory submissions for the bot [Created by: @MrBaggyEyed on Twitter]

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What if Aliens is a gem

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What if Lapis was actually sentient

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What if Marty was rapping the entirety of Hamilton on a bus

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What if Buck Dewey was fucking dead

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What if Steg is actually A Clod

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What if Twitter is actually White Diamond

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What if Sour Cream is committing arson

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What if Rebecca Sugar is actually a corrupted gem

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What if Sardonyx is actually on the moon

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What if Bismuth was Starting a Rebellion

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What if Rainbow Quartz 2.0 is a gem

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What if It's Over Isn't It is stinky

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What if White Pearl was a dipstick

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What if Steven is actually Watching Steven Universe

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What if Rupphire is actually dead

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What if Stevonnie is actually alive

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What if Jesus Christ Himself is actually the reincarnation of rose