Sup

✦My names Louise and I'm 26, from the UK✦ My face

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[violentoffender]

today

[identitty-dickruption]

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

[redstonedust]

big fan of characters who look cool and tough and stoic but only because theyre internally thinking "fuckkk what do i say. how do i make friends. they didnt teach me how to do that in sword school."

[mcgregor]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ahsoka tano *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[hayden-christensen]

#obi-wan broke the right side #ahsoka broke the left side #but only luke was able to fully unmask vader and bring back anakin

You already have, Luke. 

[catchymemes]

[wandascvmslut-deactivated202311]

I've got boobs, You've got hands.. What a crazy coincidence!

[nik-barinova]

This came to me at work

[sixleggedboar]

THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME THAT I NEVER ACTUALLY ENDED UP POSTING THIS:

[nsfwcarpetmuncher]

Sure sex is cool and all but sometimes I just want someone to play with my hair and listen to my useless rants about things I like and let me buy flowers for them and appreciate it and make dinner for them every night and just watch them sleep and god have them miss me so bad while I'm in the shower that they come and sit in the bathroom and tell me random things.

[metamorphosis-42]

[dykeferatu]

[kalak]

If a funky little luke skywalker walked up to me and insisted that there was still light in me I, too would suplex my boss into a reactor shaft so darth vader is actually the most relatable character in star war

[100493503004422]

ok. I'm in the world. now what am I supposed to do

[edgytuesday]

So I thought this dude might like me, from the interactions and the times we’ve met up alone. It seemed flirty and fun. I’ve told other people about it and they seem to think that there might be feelings.

I asked him if he wanted to meet up at some point and he vaguely agreed but it felt like he didn’t want to discuss it at all. Like he was being polite but didn’t actually wanna do it. I suggested that he come over to watch a show he got me to watch and he kinda brushed that off too in the same way.

Well I got drunk and decided to message him and invite him over (which is dumb) he declined. And I just feel like if there was even a smidge of him liking me I’ve ruined it by being too forward. And it’s also so unattractive of me to drunk message too. I’m also friends with his mum and messaged her something about him not being interested and she said something like “yeah it’s kind of obvious” which seemed kinda rude tbf but it’s made me think maybe I’ve been delusional about him and he’s never considered me as more than a friend, that I’ve been so in my head about this.

Idk I just feel like a fucking idiot

[horrorfilmdyke]

i am having a fucked up time but im being really chill and awesome about it

[thoughtcascades]

I’m sorry if i seem weird it's because I literally am

[brattybottombunny]

who wants to kiss? does anyone want to kiss? im just saying…it would be fun to kiss…does anyone want to kiss me-?

[awesomegirl2001-deactivated2024]

Can somebody cherish me for a second .