Funny Shit Posts, Art, Anime Shit..ye..thats it

I stroke your face gently. I look deeply into your eyes. The warm wind of the ocean softly blowing our hair. The sun is beginning to set as we sit on the warm but moist sand. I slowly take a large salmon from my bag. "Salmon is for passion" I say, as it's wiggling in my hands, making them slippery. I slowly begin to rub it all over your face. You embrace it as you look deeply into the salmon's eyes. "Our love burns deep, it is not just a spark, but a flame. A roaring flame which even the ocean that rises and falls before us cannot extinguish." Not breaking eye contact with you I viciously bite the head of the salmon and throw it's corpse into the ocean. "Salmon is for passion" I say again before embracing you in the flames of love.

[ciryes]

[fishstickks]

I’m so brain dead wtf is this

[anxiouscoffeegoblin]

I fucking hate all of you

[goodassdog]

[fatcatartru]

[humorhour]

[poshwife]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[flowerinaflame]

[beedablogs]

naughty goats get the noodle horns

[morbidology]

Pterocarpus Angolensis is a tree native to South Africa. It’s also commonly known as the bloodwood tree due to the fact that when it’s chopped or damaged, a deep red sap which looks eerily similar to blood, seeps from the tree. In fact, the purpose of the sap is to coagulate and seal the wound to promote healing, much like blood.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

can you imagine the amount of superstition this likely invoked

[suxmybawsaq]

@thehighpriestofreverseracism you mean the kind of superstition that the planet is alive and we are all connected to it even though people have seemed to forget that so we do idiotic shit like cut down all the trees even tho they start bleeding and science has taught us it’s trying to repair itself with a property called sap that actually acts just like blood yet we continue to hack it up anyway because who gives a fuck it’s all just superstition!? That kind of superstition bro!?

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

I really meant more like Sleepy Hollow…Directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci and Christopher Walken but like….word, I guess fam

[corporation-cats]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[omgbunnyrabbits-blog]

[mrpibb]

[aeonlamb]

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[youare-a-rareandpreciousanimal]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@lycaanroc

[ore-imouto-deactivated20240108]

[waifu-police]

[durbikins]

Still waiting for a shitty build to be posted

[oursidae]

[princessnijireiki]

[pileofknives]

Not to condone this tomfoolery but all of these rigs probably get incredible ventilation

[terriamon]

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

[indecorum1989]

[ramifico-deactivated20180226]

early 2000′s self-care

[socks-stockings-girls]

[avicuale]

[local-graveyard]