These are hilarious. The last one especially.

if i look back, i am lost
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These are hilarious. The last one especially.
listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today⊠iâm so very sorry
If this post gets 100 notes Iâll recreate the entire song through memes
OK so Iâll do my best to get this done soonishâit may be a week or two, but Iâm doing it
My masterpiece⊠is complete.
op did not put in this much work for 160 notes
This might be the most magnificent post ever made.
I. Canât.
me at 15: why do my parents watch fuckin hgtv all day?
me at 25: damn the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop
when you havent made plans for the future and then suddenly it is the future and everything didnt just magically work itself out
look. i donât think my stretch marks are beautiful. i donât think theyâre tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i donât think my acne is beautiful. i donât think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think theyâre human. and i donât think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i donât think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.
Body positivity is great. Appreciating different kinds of beauty is great.
But.
I once heard it put here - and I wish I could find the quote - âIf women are being judged solely on whether or not theyâre fuckable, the solution is NOT to expand the definition of âfuckable.ââ
We love only two things in this world: Netflix binges and Harry Potter. @vitoriabas has combined the two, and for that WE ARE FOREVER IN HER DEBT. Check out 10 of her hilarious illos here, then head to SparkLife to see all 13!
PS. WEâRE NOT CRYING OVER REGULUS, YOUâRE CRYING OVER REGULUS.Â
HELLO, 911? Â I JUST WITNESSED A STRAIGHT-UP MURDER
Depression in summer is weird. Itâs not dark and brooding, for me - itâs white and hazy and confusing. You feel very absent from everyone and everything and all the light seems a little too bright for your tired eyes.
herrrrrrrrmione for lisasimpsonwannabe
truly a tragedy . ..
doxie dreams
Reblog every time
âYou keep these kids ignorant and then suddenly theyâre in a situation that they donât even have the words for and they have no idea what to do,â she says. âTheyâre not taught how to ask for consent, how to give consent, how to revoke consent and stop mid-way through. They donât know to use protection or to demand it if itâs absent, they donât know this will spread STIs and pregnancy. They donât know itâs not supposed to hurt. Can you believe that? So, so, so many people think that sex is supposed to hurt the partner with a vagina when they have sex for the first time. They think thatâs just the way it is, thatâs just how it goes. *That* is obscene to me. Enforced ignorance that inevitably results in physical and emotional damage, *thatâs* obscenity.â
Rich Goldstein asked me what I consider to be obscene in his article on my work, âOh Joy Sex Toyâ: The Internetâs Most Radical Sex-Fueled Comic Strip (via erikamoen)
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