this blog is pissing me off

i’m allowed to fuck dragons. i have a permit.

[ednfall]

🌻 hi i’m eden. i’m queer and go by they/them. i’m over 21, and that’s all you need to know. i am also married with three kids (one is a cat). i usually post about whatever and talk about my life. maybe i’ll post art, maybe i’ll just post ABOUT drawing. who knows.

🌻 i don’t really have a DNI, but please don’t follow if you’re under 16. i don’t post explicit ‘nsfw’ content but i am not liable if you are uncomfortable with things i post that are tagged appropriately. (however, please let me know if i miss tags). i have my own kids to parent, and that is not you. also. fuck TERFs 👍

🌻 on occasion i post fandom content. most of the time it’s FFXIV, and again, i try to tag fandoms appropriately.

🌻 @stratusxiv is my FFXIV blog. i post about fishing. and also sometimes my guy exod. mostly fishing. i have not touched it in a while but there you go

🌻 please let me know if i miss tags 3x 👍

🌻 tags:

#the art of eden - my art tag

#squeaky toy noises - personal ramblings

#baby talk - my tag for mentions of my son, for when he was still baby

#kibby cab tag - the tag for my cat, orion :)

#little guy mention - my tag for my kids. no, i don’t and won’t post pictures.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[ednfall]

it’s pride month which means it’s time for me to make some incredibly gay gposes with exod/bahvi

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[f4therlesssss]

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[squiddemons-deactivated20210324]

happy electric feel friday

[ednfall]

EXOD BE PROGGING SAVAGE 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[ednfall]

this didn’t work out then, but!!

i cleared my first current savage floor today :)

so…. EXOD OFFICIALLY BE PROGGING SAVAGE

[ednfall]

EXOD HAS A STATIC FOR EVERCOLD

[bahari-official]

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

[ednfall]

i’m normal about exod, bahvi, and taiya i can assure you

[ednfall]

if your ad makes it so i can’t scroll past if i happen to try scrolling on the ad itself, you should explode

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[as-old-roads]

does your pet give a fuck when you get home

my pet gives too much of a fuck, we have to manage it

my pet *really* gives a fuck, but it's not really a problem

my pet is chill about it, my pet says sup like a roommate

my pet does not give a care!

nuance button

no pets

Voting ended onMay 19

u simply must pick one pet to answer for and elaborate in reblogs if u wish. my cats both care way more than audrey when im back lol she wags her tail and might want to get kinda silly but sometimes doesn't even bother leaving her (open) crate to say hey

[kingcatnine]

can you reblog and tell me which of your ocs has the stupidest name

[em0goose]

Posting ocs is so embarrassing. Here's my stupid loser I guess. You can kill me if you want

[coldsnapz]

mny ocssssss. myuu occssss aughghghg myu ocsssssss wailing like a ghoul oever my ocsss