Apotheosis

Recent college graduate in employment limbo. Taking suggestions on how to spend my time until they tell me when I can actually start.

[knightwayne]

insp.

[wnq-anonymous]

I know of a cure for everything: salt water…in one way or the other. Sweat, or tears, or the salt sea.

Karen Blixen (via wnq-anonymous)

[gyce]

[fit-happy-beautiful-smile-blog]

I’m never eating Oreos again 😢😭

[the-exercist]

Keep in mind that the average person can burn 70 calories just by:

Sleeping for about an hour

Meditating for about an hour

Cleaning your house for 20 minutes

Mopping for 18 minutes

Watching television for about an hour

Showering and drying yourself for 30 minutes

Food is what fuels us and allows us to exist throughout the day: Without those 70 calories, simple daily activities like this wouldn’t even be possible. So to believe that those calories need to instantly and inherently be exercised away is harmful and downright untrue. 

–> Exercise is not a punishment for eating food.

–> Calories do not instantly need to be negated by exercise.

Your body is going to continue burning calories and using up energy whether or not you do a thousand jumping jacks. Trying to “balance” out your caloric intake like this will doubtless lead to an abusive and unhealthy relationship with food. Please don’t think of calories as something bad or guilty - You need them. They’re here to help your body and support your activity, not serve as a shameful source of fitness motivation. 

[carirho]

“ Exercise is not a punishment for eating food.”

[dynastylnoire]

It definitely feels like punishment or is taught like it is.

[tastefullyoffensive]

So close, yet so far.

[bijonse]

am I slept on or ugly

[ccelebsdaily-blog]

The most game-changing advice I’ve ever been given, that had to come from Guy Ritchie. Don’t be ruled by one’s ego. We all have an ego, and as soon as you let go of that ego, which allows you to be offended or upset by anyone, then everything is so much easier. It’s essentially like a weight off your shoulders. And it’s something which you’ve got to fight for every day.

[paper-journal]

[cirillaofcintra-blog]

dying in a game and being transported back to the latest save when you haven’t saved in like 3 hours

[mineralists]

Ethiopian Opal

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[yeahmaniknow-deactivated2018121]

[shejla24]

[its-arrested-development]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by MaggleCole)

[elaatmik]

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD

[strangeerror465]

oh my god… What happened. Is that a pressure cooker? It sure looks like it from that lid in the ceiling.

[memecenterz]

[weenieastrology]

sleeping w the signs

aries: they fall asleep b4 u n their hand just flops on ur face

taurus: snatches ur pillow while u sleep to add it to their pillow house 

gemini: ur just about 2 fall asleep n then they suddenly kick u off the bed rip

cancer: sleeping v v v v v close to u while hugging a big pillow

leo: takes up all of the blanket but then kicks it off so now neither of u have it

virgo: stays in their lil corner while u fall asleep but u wake up in their arms

libra: hugs u v tightly while dreaming

scorpio: curled up facing u n it feels like theyre watching u breathe((they r))

sagittarius: takes up 11/12 of th bed but holds u so u dont fall off

capricorn: sleeps w their back against u but theyre so close u can feel them breathe

aquarius: gets up in the middle of the night to go make u a pancake

pisces:  puts their leg on top of u so they feel safe