[enthyrea]

patron saints of one way trips

[saucefunk]

spin

[eldritchbauble]

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

[loveridden1999]

Apollo 17 (1972) // Artemis II (2026)

[codeblueberry]

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

+ bonus:

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[chizhik-pyzhik]

my people will vagueblog your people

[fluff-e-boy]

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

[fluff-e-boy]

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

[fluff-e-boy]

Bad salesman

[carnival-phantasm]

[strawberrycherrycola]

@ Yolanda Garcia

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[thepittsource]

What I miss? All the fun. Slash trake. Seriously?

― The Pitt 2.10 • “4:00 PM.” (2026)

[miss-frontpage]

i just know he has this girl frustrated as hell all the time😭

[istascha-deactivated20260222]

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

[melsglasses]

LET MEL SAY F-

[stars-bean]

"What are men compared to rocks and mountains?"

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright