Spicy Teacher Memes and Other Classroom Necessities

This blog is a collection of history related things that I may or may not reference/use in my classroom

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

There’s no way the British could have built Buckingham palace. It had to be aliens

[numbersareimaginary]

Tower bridge was clearly built by a group of ancient Mongol explorers

[depsidase]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-weekend-essay/listening-to-taylor-swift-in-prison?

[assignedmale]

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[catchymemes]

[pro-gay]

people reblogging this talking about the english language. fuck the english language. the fascinating thing here isn’t how you pronounce it, it’s his amazing teaching skills. monolingual people be quiet for once challenge

[geocaprican]

I really felt and shared her “Wow”

[hellallamerican]

i like posts that are like [most obvious piece of american propaganda to ever exist] "omg americans dont even realize theyre victims of propaganda" trust me we know the red white and blue banner with an oil rig on it that says 'energy dominance ia national security' is propaganda

[hellallamerican]

i wasnt even exaggerating at all

[depsidase]

[animentality]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[brenshor]

Read a fucking comic man

[depsidase]

[yiddishfisting]

howling

[etirabys]

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

[mentalwires]

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl

A joyful woman known to her town,

If she is wayward,

and revels in the moment,

do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;

joyfulness is what marks calm water.

[etirabys]

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

[fatsexybitch]

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

[assortedinsanities]

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.

[roycohn]

the thing about being a homeschool abolition hardliner is that people always want to come to you with some bullshit sob story about how you hate disabled people because they were bullied for being autistic and homeschooling was so amazing for them. and it's just like well unfortunately homeschooling is also a widespread tool of coercive control in child abuse used by christofascists to raise kids without the tools they need to function in the world so that they will always be afraid, dependent, and unable to think critically and discern right from wrong and truth from lies. so unfortunately i do think this is a situation where in order to prevent enormous harm to untold numbers of children those bullied kids who just don't wanna go to school are going to have to suck it up. (and in reality what i always propose is a more robust system of alternative/magnet public schooling set up for kids who are basically on grade level but who DO struggle to thrive in a mainstream setting, but nobody ever wants to hear that, they just want to guilt you for not thinking anyone who ever gets picked on should just get to stay home and play vidya and do all their lessons on zoom. and it's like honestly i don't think you're having this argument in good faith bc you are very much centering hypothetical discomfort you MIGHT HYPOTHETICALLY have experienced over, again, widespread child abuse and neglect. so.)

[roycohn]

so i watched the netflix documentary about piper rockelle yesterday and i would like to once again humbly suggest that homeschooling be permanently abolished and perhaps even criminalized

[cardassiangoodreads]

You learn that the homeschool lobby is literally the reason the USA is one of a single-digit number of countries that never ratified the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child, and you just aren’t the same since