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Cosmic Funnies
Not today Justin
todays bird
RMH
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Love Begins
wallacepolsom
YOU ARE THE REASON

titsay
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
sheepfilms
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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@theartofmadeline

Product Placement
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My Fics and Bookmarks on AO3
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TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR (1995) directed by Beeban Kidron costume design and original sketches by Marlene Stewart
i do believe anya would have unapologetic hatred for hayden on behalf of ilya. to which he never reprimands btw. anya, the sweetest dog on planet earth who shows love by way of face licking and cuddles is growling and nipping at haydenâs ankles the moment he steps into their house or comes on tv
Now I'm imagining Ilya teaching her to bark at Hayden's name. ;)
In 1x05 of Heated Rivalry, Shane Hollander (Hudson Williams) wore:
Lacoste Menâs Straight Cut Monogram Shirt
Ray Ban Justin Classic in Matte Rubber Black/Dark Grey
Zenni Tortoiseshell Browline Glasses #1913225
Reigning Champ Midweight Terry Relaxed Crewneck in Navy Blue
Reebok Menâs On Cloud Sneakers (worn in multiple episodes)
Seeing @luulapants & others talking about issues with Ilya's representation as a second language speaker in fics made me want to list out some patterns of "Ilya speak" and how they do and don't align with real second language speakers of Russian.
My credentials: 2 graduate degrees researching multilingualism & second language phonology. Plus copyediting a book written by a first language speaker of Russian & Ukrainian after being her coworker for a decade <3
1. Pronoun drop: e.g. "is good". It is common with second language speakers, but I'm gonna support Luula's analysis of this as based on a mis-hearing of 'It's good' in a Russian accent - Russian has palatalized stops and the frication makes listeners reclassify them as fricatives. t^j -> s
2. Article issues: most common error, even amongst very fluent speakers. Includes mixing up indefinite (a/an) and definite (the) articles, dropping articles (e.g. 'I was going to store'), and hypercorrection (inserting unnecessary articles, e.g., 'I am going to the home').
3. Copula deletion: Russian has a null copula (when you can replace 'to be' with an =, that's the copula) so copula drop can happen in English (e.g., "I a teacher"). This one is drilled really hard for Russian learners so it doesn't come up as often as you would think. I can't think of canon examples of Ilya doing this.
4. Unfamiliarity with vocab: non-Russian fic writers - try checking a Russian/English dictionary because there are lots of English loanwords in Russian (or other Latinate loans) that share a common root. Luula's anon brought this up, but as an example, 'autism' in Russian is 'аŃŃиСП' and is basically pronounced the same - they are cognates. Ilya would have a very good guess of what this word means, along with other loanwords.
In my experience, idioms are some of the hardest/last vocab items to grasp because the words are common (so English speakers don't expect there to be a problem) but the meaning is non-obvious. Lots of English speakers won't even say the whole idiom, just expect people to understand from a partial recital. E.g. "When you assume..." ; "the best laid plans..." ; "speak of the devil" ; "when in Rome" etc.
5. Word order: English is pretty strict about word order, Russian has more free order (supported by their very robust case system + grammatical gender). This mostly comes up with subordinate clause order. For one example, I've noticed that English writers tend to put clarifying phrases before, Russian speakers after. (E.g., a Russian speaker might have written the previous sentence with 'as one example' at the end). These re-phrasings aren't necessarily ungrammatical in English, but they may come off as confusing (for very complex sentences) or the overall pattern across multiple sentences comes off as unnatural.
6. Question tags: fanfic writers love to give Ilya simple question tags as a vocab quirk (e.g. 'it's special, no?' ; 'You like this, yes?'. I haven't memorably experienced this from the Russian first language speakers I know, but Russian does have question tags like this (e.g., I understand that Ńак is used pretty similarly to Canadian English 'eh?')
7. W vs V: I definitely exit out of fics if they give Ilya a use of "w" like Chekov from Star Trek. This is made up & fake.
8. Avoiding Do / Don't: English is weird about the verb 'to do' and lots of the time you can leave it out (even if native speakers would use it). Using question tags for yes/no questions is one way of avoiding constructions with 'do', another is using the target verb rather than replacing with do. E.g. 'Do you like to row?' An English native might reply 'yes, I do' while an ESL speaker might be more likely to use 'yes, I like to row' or 'yes, I like rowing'. Again, not incorrect but when it builds up as a pattern of speech it sounds less natural to a native speaker.
9. Skipping contractions: very common amongst all kinds of ESL speakers. English speakers will throw in a "had'nt've" and always use "doesnât" over "does not". But lots of ESL speakers just pronounce each word always - especially if there is an auxiliary verb. It can be difficult to remember combinations like - is "I've not" or "I haven't" more natural (& the answer is different for different English varieties).
10. Verbs & nouns paired with prepositions: it's just really common to select the wrong preposition or drop it altogether. E.g., "baked with hands" instead of "baked by hand"; 'compliment about' vs. 'compliment on', etc.
Rule of thumb: just give Ilya good English. It's less inaccurate than 'caveman' Ilya and less xenophobic to boot!
Eden Kalif, Good Cats
Idaho banned Pride flags. Boiseâs mayor wrapped the flagpoles in rainbow instead.
Idaho Governor Brad Little signed HB 561 into law last week, prohibiting government buildings from flying non-official flags, with fines of $2,000 a day for non-compliance. Boise had been flying a Pride flag for over a decade.
Within a week, Boise Mayor Lauren McLean had the cityâs flagpoles wrapped in Pride colours. The rainbow wrapping sits on the pole itself, not as a flag. The city is also displaying a large âCreating a city for everyoneâ sign on City Hall and rainbow lighting around the building at night.
The cityâs response was precise: âThe city of Boise remains in compliance with the law and is not flying any city official Pride flags on our properties.â
The billâs sponsor, Rep. Ted Hill, has openly stated his bill was specifically designed to target Boise for flying the Pride flag. The mayorâs response: comply with the letter of the law, and ignore its spirit entirely.
âTo our LGBTQ family, friends and neighbours, you are an essential part of Boise,â McLean said. âYou are welcome here. You are valued here. And no law can or will change that.â
TUNGVU Couture Spring/Summer 2026 pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com
there is a genre of star's trek episode called "kidnapped by pervert"
THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | Photo Stills from Episode 2 "Toledo"
Things that leveled me up as a Dyke Pt. 2
When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in
When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her
When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted "I KNEW IT"
When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife's closet.
At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn't get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it's not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.
When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.
When my wife's grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle
When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife's coworker and she asked how long we'd been together. The answer was that morning. We'd been going steady for about an hour.
When I taught my wife how to waltz
this is precious and lovely and you inspire me to create more wonderful dyke moments in the world
actually, the central romance of Music Man makes more sense if Harold Hill is wildly desirable, floats from town to town selling the Brooklyn Bridge on the strength of his charisma and how much everyone wants to fuck him.
mostly because that means when he shows up in river city and hears that Marian the Librarian seduced a secure and permanent position out of the elderly town miser, he would think: ah, another creature like me.
(not that âsadder and wiser girlâ isnât a phenomenal song on its own, but it takes on a different tenor if itâs game recognizing game rather than HH just refusing to go after nice, church-going girls.)
plus, leaning into that characterization would mean that marian is sadder and wiser, did in fact befriend (or seduce) specifically to have access to books and then later, to keep accessing them; sheâs a con man too, just on a lesser scale due to lack of opportunity.
romance between two people who think of sex as largely a way of getting what you want, except that one of them likes to read, and the other can play the piano by ear.
alsoâŚ.who are we kidding when it comes to her ââlittle brotherââ Winthrop.
#letâs all be honest: marian and her mother left to âhelp out a cousin in Chicagoâ and then came back with a baby     #marian only ever referred to this baby as her brother. mrs. paroo only ever called him her son.     #but if you were the family doctor. or maybe someone who knows a little bit about gestational math and menopausal women.     #you might have some follow up questions.     #anyway stay tuned for other hot takes about this american musical from the 1960s. Â
âWhatâs the other thing Iâm entitled to know?â
[Harold Hill gazes meaningfully at Marian, then looks back to Winthrop]
âWell, the other thingâs none of your business, come to think of it.â
someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we canât actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.
I think the exterior of the house is asbestos siding which apparently hides bullet holes really well.
Thereâs also a dent on the opposite wall where the bullet bounced off, and it looks like it had a really bizarre trajectory. Anyway, the neighbors say it was from a car chase where bullets went flying everywhere, so Iâm not actually worried beyond âwow hope that doesnât happen near me againâ.
This is the most American post I have ever seen
âsomeone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chaseâ yeah fair
Sheila Anderson Hardy (Scottish b.1956), Silver Moon, 2022, Oil on canvas
Percolating thoughts about the fact that a lot of Shane's "weird" and neurotic habits would likely have been tolerated and looked upon with a certain fondness by friends and teammates once he hit a certain level of "good enough". They'll razz him about it to the press sometimes but like, accept it wholeheartedly as something that helps make him as good as he is.
Every so often someone decides they should add more letters to the LGBT+ initialism and it always starts discourse every single time it happens, and every time I'm just further convinced that we need to be using Queer instead of a bunch of individual letters that represent specific granular identities
Pros of "queer":
Inherently inclusive (a lot harder to pull acephobic or "LGB without the T" type bullshit when you don't base the legitimacy of your community on an arbitrary and ever changing list of individual identities)
Less susceptible to misguided or bad faith attempts to center non-queer identites in discussion of queer topics
An actual word that can be comfortably used in a sentence and take on grammatical functions without sounding like a government organization
Cons of "queer":
Tiktok iPad babies think it's yucky for some reason???
Queer bigots get big angey they don't get to be special morally upstanding LGBTs, unlike those degenerate pervert Other Queersâ˘
Its also so funny when people say "yeah but queer was a slur!!!!!"
Ok? So was gay? So was lesbian? But youre fine with those. Curious.