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hi my name is mat and i'm Chicago's premiere South-Side cryptid

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

*butler voice* your vibes, sir

[graveyardoftherose]

Vibe check, my lord

[wintersbookofmagic]

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

[gh0ul-k1ss3r]

mr. sandworm

bring me a man

make him the nastiest man that you can

[verminmancer]

nobody:

me: [ｔｒｕｍｐｅｔｓ] ᴴᴱʸ folks! Beggin’ your pardon! ‘Scuse me! Sorry to barge in! Now let’s skip the tears and start on the whole, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀:

BE̥̜̗I͓̝̠N̡̠̳̤̦̹̘G̪̪̪ ͏͓͙̯͚ͅD̴̬͍̯̳E͈̳A̭͔̠̩̙͔̘D ̹̩͕̱͞T͖̳͝H̢̱͕̺̩̯ͅĮ̜͔̜̤̖͇ṆG̜̦

[sleepin]

[cubiclesnicole]

beetlejuice is hot!! there!! i said it!!

[ellldorado]

[unworms]

traveller

[photos-of-space]

Moon, Jupiter and its Gallilean moons.

[movedtowhiteworms-deactivated20]

this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

[postmortemmischief]

Dracula’s Fuckability: The Himbofication Of Dracula Through The Years

[neckkiss]

Eclipse in Athens 

[bearie]

important news

[sparkpluq]

idk how some people don’t swear, if i can’t say the fuck word every 15 minutes i just will explode

[endocathexis]

[selfloveartist]

rain: 🌧🌧🌧

me, instantly: 💤💤💤

[peashooter85]

Russian dagger, 19th century.

from Czerny’s International Auction House