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[were--ralph]

HE NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED

Theyre going to send a team after Mamdani this is highkey insane

[morgutio-benvolio]

[cumdumpguru]

reminds me of this one time i went to give a blowjob to this really sexy 38 yo man who was very masculine, wore a leather jacket, and smelled really strongly of mens cologne; i remember i got down on my knees and he was caressing my face while i was unbuttoning his pants and to my surprise when i pulled down his pants he was wearing lace panties and fishnet garters. i remember how he was looking at me while i sucked his big cock. yes i swallowed

[blogurbane]

Things we don’t need to hear!

[morgutio-benvolio]

well i thought it was interesting. :/ peace and love on planet earth

[systemdeez]

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[eliotbaum]

Ravenloft 🩸 3rd foiled sticker design of my Curse of Strahd campaign

[robertfagden]

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

[depsidase]

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[valtsv]

i'll see a man with long hair and remember i'm not above temptations of the flesh

[jack-klone]

The chairman’s blood🩸

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[thatgoblinjess]

[adventureo]

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

[rockergiirl]

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[homunculus-argument]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

[miss-hexatrix]

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

[frankiesundae]

[color-palettes]

can’t be that hard to respect some pronouns - submitted by hellkat212

#B886B6 #7DA6BF #A6A3AD #5C889E #954D75

[homunculus-argument]

Every time I suck ass at doing crafts, I tell myself: do not think about David Shrigley's piano dog. And every time, my brain tells me, whatever you say, dog.

[xxiwasspaghettifiedxx]

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