Small and soft, flesh and blood

Edward Anthony Cullen ❝The human mind delights in grand conceptions of supernatural beings. ❝ — Jules Verne 🦁

[slimetony]

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

[swansbella]

edwardsullens‌:

Scrolling lazily through an article on rare Hawaiian snails being released into the wild and purposely ignoring the new bit curiously silent-brained student entering the classroom, Edward was in no way prepared for the sudden assault from the most appealing scent he’d ever encountered in all his years of being a vampire. Covering his nose with his hands, as if it would somehow take the memory of her scent away with his ability to actively smell her, Edward frowned and nodded his head. He didn’t dare open his mouth to actually tell her about the open window in the back of the room since he couldn’t guarantee that his mouth wouldn’t end up closing around her throat.

Furrowing her brow, Bella wondered what could possibly be going on with this guy. He seemed to be smelling something awful, judging by the way he covered his nose. Instantly, she assumed it must have been her. He’d been fairly normal-seeming before she sat next to him. Discretely, she turned her head and smelled her armpit to be sure it wasn’t BO. Or maybe he was allergic to her deoderant or shampoo or something – or hey, her mom was pretty sensitive to Tide washing detergent. Maybe it was one of those situations. “Are you…okay?” she whispered, as the lecture was starting and the teacher started going over the syllabus. “Sorry, I know my detergent is kind of strong. Charlie Swan loves Tide,” she rolled her eyes, hoping that name-dropping her father might make him a little more comfortable around her. ‘Hey, my dad protects this town from criminals, there’s no way you should let my apparently-terrible odor hinder our chance at  a great biology partnership’. That sort of thing. 

[edwardsullens]

The tiniest part of Edward's brain, the only part not diligently working to figure out the best method of killing her without having to possibly wipe out the entirety of Forks High School, felt bad for the poor girl when she started sniffing herself. But there was no way he could tell he how her scent was only offensive because of how appealing it really was. And then she actually started talking to him, making it harder to simply ignore her since he was actually a little curious about why he couldn't read her mind. Plus he knew that even if he didn't actually kill her, Charlisle and Esme would still be ashamed of him for being rude to a new and probably already frightened teenaged girl. "I'm fine." He ground out through his teeth, taking his hand down from his nose as he chose to just stop breathing and think of everything but murder. "I just had to sneeze. It's gone now." It wasn't the most convincing lie, but he delivered it with enough smoothness that if Bella was actually as empty headed as the mental silence from her would lead him to believe, it should've come off as fairly convincing.

[swansbella]

Bella knew this was just New Kid Anxiety™ talking, but getting lost and showing up late to Biology class on the first day of school was like…The worst thing that could ever happen to her, she was certain. The thought of walking in and all of the kids who were already sitting turning their gazes toward her honestly made her just want to turn the fuck around and just miss the first day. But still, her Converse took her to the door, and she finally opened it, facing the stares from her classmates. Handing her syllabus to the teacher, he directed her toward her seat – next to the only boy who was not staring at her. In fact, he seemed to be trying his hardest not to. Bella shuffled to her seat next to him and sat. “Is there a window open or what?” she commented on the breeze that seemed to be running through the room. ( @edwardsullens )

[edwardsullens]

Scrolling lazily through an article on rare Hawaiian snails being released into the wild and purposely ignoring the new bit curiously silent-brained student entering the classroom, Edward was in no way prepared for the sudden assault from the most appealing scent he'd ever encountered in all his years of being a vampire. Covering his nose with his hands, as if it would somehow take the memory of her scent away with his ability to actively smell her, Edward frowned and nodded his head. He didn't dare open his mouth to actually tell her about the open window in the back of the room since he couldn't guarantee that his mouth wouldn't end up closing around her throat.

[ivymp3]

edward, from the parking lot, listening to bella reject mike for prom:

[gayvampiretown]

One day Edward gets a call from Jacob and he’s like “DUDE TURN ON GHOST ADVENTURES RIGHT NOW THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU” and they’re in an old “haunted” Chicago hospital and Zak Bagans says “one of the victims of the Spanish influenza was a seventeen year old boy named Edward who disappeared with no trace one day. Will we come into contact with his spirit tonight?” And Edward of course has to sit down and watch the whole thing and every time they hear anything they’re like “EDWARD? IS THAT YOU?” And Edward just yells at the screen “YEAH, MAYBE”

The family eventually gets a whiteboard to keep track of how many times they’ve each been featured on a ghost hunting show. Alice is in the lead.

[dasdasdasdavvvvvv]

* on a date * soo… whats your favourite meme?