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@edwardthxmas
Oh Edward, câmon. Donât bring down their vibe. Young love, spontaneity, an excuse for you to bring out the old feather duster and spruce the place up. Relax. Iâm sure you and your sanctuary have crossed the line with a pretty someone at least once, hm? Or better yet! You could use it at the bar. After hours access to the dusty shelves of the library? Youâll be reeling them in.
Yâknow, I donât think Iâve ever been so disgusted in my life. I may be little bit nerdy, but even I donât see the purpose of having sexual relations in a library-- certain parts of it are so dusty, I donât even get near them in case I choke to death. Are you suggesting I turn the library into some kind of brothel?Â
âNo- I just found it at my door, weird huh?â
âAnd you just picked it up without worrying about it?â
Youâre the only one to ever show concern for that so like.. thank you. All in all I think it turned out good though.Â
âWell, what good would a portrait be if I did move, even if I didnât know? Iâm sure youâre talented anyway. Lets see it.â
Sorry, sorry, I was just trying to sneak away from my tutor. I think heâs trying to hit on me and itâs justâŠew. If I knew getting back into uni was going to be this hard I wouldâve never dropped out to begin with.
âWait--- do you want me to throw the guy out? I donât need people like that in my library, let alone my history section. Do you need any help? Because college wasnât that difficult to me-- at least, the history part wasnât.â
And here I was, thinking that the library would be some kind of strict âno food or beveragesâ zone.Â
âThe staff gets special privilege. And by staff, I mean mostly me. I try not to let it get to my head. Do you want me to brew you some next time?â
âOkay, but not even a vending machine? That has to be inhumane. How is anyone supposed to get work done on an empty stomach? Â Or stress eat, Iâm a stress eater.â
âHey, itâs not my fault! Blame the people before you, because I certainly didnât make the rules. But, there is a vending machine in the staff room --- not that you heard it from me.â
Not to listen in, but I couldnât help it.. I never knew the library was an ideal place for that.
Well, itâs not, like... sexy, but itâs quiet and empty most of the time. People like that, right?
I know that the library is an ideal place for âalone timeâ because hardly anyone comes in but please donât let me catch you in the history isle of all places-- thatâs my sanctuary and youâve defiled it.Â
People are going to be picky, itâs a part of life.My staff really needs to get on board with that.
Rough day, huh?
Well.
Another ten minutes and thatâll be about sixty of âem since I should have started my shift⊠Better not showing up at all than late, right? I mean, smash the system. Donât bow to the corporation. Let the tips jar suffer another day.
Yâknow what I mean?
Your insistence on not bowing under capitalism never ceases to amaze me.
Seriously with the sloppy work, I swear toâŠ
I have been in the filing room, I know exactly what being in the filing room is like and itâs not suppose to result in fifteen missed calls. Talk about a disaster. I swear if Fiona from filing doesnât get her head out of her backside Iâm going to just take my stapler andâ Ugh.
Can you believe this?
I sort of know how you feel. I mean, the library is almost always void of staff besides me, so I have to handle everything. But, it is a library, so I guess itâs not as busy as your workplace. Have you tried telling her to, uh, âstep her game upâ as people call it? That might be more effective than putting a stapler where it shouldnât be.
âNo fence, but I sorta stopped listening after you said no food.â
âWell, this is a library.â
âI uh- sorry,â Cam said taking a deep breath running a hand through his hair. âI wasnât listening sorry, is it worth repeating.â
Edward rocked on the heels of his feet, glancing away awkwardly. âI mean-- I thought you wanted some help, but, uh, itâs fine. It doesnât matter.â
âDamn it!â Adelaide yelled as she saw the bus go by. âIâm so gonna be late to work now.â
Edwardâs eyes flickered from the bus to Adelaide, his eyebrows knitting together in concern. âNeed some help there?â
I would do just about anything for a cup of coffee right now. Iâm knackered.
Knackered, huh? Thereâs plenty of coffee shops around here, but I believe that the back room of the library has the best coffee in town. Thatâs just me, though.