#woodsborostarter

[tiffanythetinker]

Okay, questions time. Where can I buy a decent muffin? Because I am yet to find one here that satisfies my needs.

[tessaeames]

"That's all schools are. Just factories, spewing out mindless little automatons...who go on to be very valuable and productive members of society.”

[dylan-moretti]

Look, I usually try to stay out of things that don’t concern me, but that guy over there has been following you for the past 30 minutes and I don’t know, maybe you should call someone to walk with you.

[margot-james]

Never allow your male friends to set you up on a blind date because they will set you up with an insane woman. Who will steal your wallet and car and leave you in the middle of nowhere.

[daphne--tyler]

What the hell are you looking at? I obviously meant to spill my drink. Mind your own business.

[sleazy-scott-blog]

Okay, what are we drinking to?

World peace? Puppies? Bernie Sanders? The possibility of a girl’s clothes landing on my bedroom floor tonight? This hair? We should drink to this hair, right? Always so on point. I don’t know how I do it.

[minxy-mara]

Oh, really?

You really think you can take me on? I’ll have you know that my pool skills are extraordinary and if you pick up that cue you’re taking your life into your hands.

[nothingbonaboutit-blog]

There is something seriously wrong with this town.

Why does nowhere sell just milk? Why does always have to have tea or coffee in it? Can’t a guy just enjoy a nice glass of milk anymore?