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how to tip

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

fatale-distraction

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

southern-slayed

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

shegotistical

I just watched The Blob for the first time and not to spoil it but cold is the only way to stop it so they ship it to the arctic. And these old B movies get a lot of flack for not actually being scary but the last line of the film was that the blob can’t be killed but at least it’s stopped “so long as the arctic stays frozen” and lemme tell you that is THE most terrifying line a viewer in 2018 could hear.

twiliightprincess

me flirtin: *shows u a pic of 2 cute animals doin sumthin an say ‘me n u’*

pure80

Him:

Me:

Utroba Cave in the Rhodope mountains, Bulgaria. Carved by hand more than 3000 years ago (?), it was rediscovered in 2001.

Archeologists hypothesize that an altar built at the end of the cave, which is about 22 m deep, represents either the cervix or the uterus.

At midday, light seeps into the temple through an opening in the ceiling, projecting an image of a phallus on to the floor.

When the sun is at the right angle, in late February or early March, the phallus grows longer and reaches the alter, symbolically fertilizing the womb before the sowing of the spring crops.

depresseddisneyprincess

people keep telling me how proud they are of me and how they see me getting better but the truth is i’m only getting better at lying

(k.c)

skinthindream

portions under 100cals

⭐️fruits! ⭐️

• apple , one fruit : 65 calories • apricot , three medium-sized fruits : 50 calories • blackberries , one cup : 75 calories • blueberries , one cup : 80 calories • cherries , ten cherries : 50 calories • grapes , ten grapes : 40 calories • grapefruit , half of a fruit : 45 calories • kiwi , one fruit : 45 calories • peach , one fruit : 35 calories • pineapple , one cup : 75 calories • plum , one medium-sized fruit : 35 calories • raspberries , one cup : 60 calories • strawberries , one cup : 45 calories

⭐️vegetables! ⭐️

• broccoli , one cup : 20 – 45 calories • cabbage , one cup : 15 calories • cauliflower , one cup : 30 calories • celery , one cup : 0 – 20 calories • cucumber , one cup : 16 calories • lettuce , one cup : 0 – 5 calories • mushrooms , one cup : 20 calories • onions , one cup : 40 calories • radishes , four small bulbs : 0 – 5 calories • spinach , one cup : 10 calories

most of the crunchier or tougher vegetables will have calorie levels that fluctuate, i.e. celery, cucumber, lettuce, radishes, due to the loss of calories while chewing.

stay safe, stay healthy, and stay hydrated. 💕