Eefs the Goblin

"silk or leather or a feather, respect yourself and all of those around you" eefs~26~pisces~infj~ravenclaw

[yuppiepsycho100]

[catchymemes]

[charlesoberonn]

[caats]

Aww so smoll ♡

[funnytwittertweets]

[frogeye-pierce]

She is rash

She is unrepentant

From the book “The Best of LIFE (magazine)” 1975

[bunniope]

*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night

[bunniope]

TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK

FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK

GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISNT GOOD

MAKES YOU FEEL YOURE MADE OF WOOD

[bunniope]

WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SICK

JUST TOO FOUL, JUST TOO THICK

[memewhore]

[thebootydiaries]

[bichopalo]

feel like pure shit i just wanna be silly with my friends at the grocery store again

[eefsthegoblin]

Pee pee poo poo?

Actually, caca wiener piss toots

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[eefsthegoblin]

Is... is that a rage comic?

[maythebaebewithyou]

Anyways we stan Blue.

[uiruu]

hallowed be thy ween

[cicadianrhythm]

you’re gonna hollow out my what

[uiruu]

your ween

[twiststreet]

[actjustly-deactivated20181001]

[bumpintheroad]

[yconic]

I like how he’s trying to imply such behavior is atrocious and pin it on the little girl instead of wondering just how much of a messed up experience this cute little girl must’ve had with a cop to ignite such a hostile response

[bitchycode]