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Holy fuck, bro. Thought I had control over those deep dark thoughts of the past that always trigger some serious depression and suicidal thoughts. Guess they brought some friends. Rounds 2,365. Fight!

You know, sometimes a man just wants to take his tongue on a fine dining experience betwixt a womans legs. It's just a great time for both parties involved.

sixpenceee

In rare conditions, snow will fall in the dessert and then the wind will blow a layer of sand back over it.

I need to get Laid

I seriously have no idea to meet new people. I want to get out there and meet some more people, develop connections. I don't feel like I can be in a relationship right now, but I know a huge step for myself personally, would be just to have sex again. I've never had sex with anyone other than my ex girlfriend and the thought of it gives me some anxiety. I just look down upon myself so much that I don't believe anyone else will be attracted to me enough to want to have a sexual relationship as opposed to an emotional one.

I need to get laid

Ever since you left it feels like I don't have a heart anymore. Like I no longer see the world as bright, like you took my entire world away, like you stole the last part of me that still saw the good in the world, like I no longer am able to smile as genuinely or trust someone like I trusted you. When you left you took my family. My own sister is in your life more than mine. Yet, here I am... still crying myself to sleep over you, still screaming in my head that i love you more than life itself, still craving just one more hug, one more smile, one more laugh. I don't feel like me anymore, I haven't in the months since you left. After everything, I still want nothing but the best for you in life. Your happiness is all that I want in this world. It hurts that you completely removed every facet of me from your life, I know you need to move on and so do I, but I didn't want you out of my life completely.. I hope that the move was everything you needed it to be. I hope you find someone who will cherish every single thing about you. I pray you never feel the pain I felt. You were my true love, the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. I hope that the next someone you find thinks the same way. You deserve no less than the absolute greatest this world can offer. I still love you and I always will. "I will love myself despite the ease with which I lean toward the opppsite." - Shane Koyzcan

hallucin8

eelectricsalmon

That Majoras Mask tattoo ❤❤❤❤

wxiit

I'm getting really tired of being alone.

Bored

Pornhub is starting to get monotonous.

sixpenceee

Baby turtle being born and greeting the world for the first time

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Damn...

Damn, man. I'm really going to miss having sex with my ex-girlfriend. She was my first sexual partner and I absolutely worshiped her body. It was perfection to me. I found out I absolutely love giving women oral with her. That's one thing that keeps popping up in my head is how much I'm going to miss making love with her. It felt raw and right. I wish I didn't have to end so abruptly.

Oh well. I push on, anyways. Sex just won't be the same when I can get around to feeling like I can do it again.

lilboreddev-blog

REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

To the tune of YMCA

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

Your a man whose a moth

papallion

I said

MOTHMAN!

your pretty wings are so soft

when you

flap

against

my

lampshade!

caramel-filled-kittens

OH MY GOD YES

@heteroes-are-making-me-upsetero @interrabangarang @dahmersbeer @scuffed-tarot @jazzy-mcdurf

scuffed-tarot

MOTHMAN

There’s no need for a frown

I said

MOTHMAN

Put that man on the ground

He’s so

FRIGHTENED

So high up in the air

Won’t you

Please

Put

Him

Down

Gently

braybray-craycray-deactivated20

@moth-ver-ka

most-depressed-optimist

IT’S FUN TO YELL AT THE

M

O

T

H

THE MAN WHO’S ALSO A

M

O

T

H

kamikazedandelion

He’s an urban legend!

But he can be your bestfriend!

You’ll be together ‘til the E-END!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

A MUSICAL HIT BY THE VILLAGE MOTH PEOPLE

loreleimorningstar-deactivated2

@spiritspodcast @somberparty

deleriousfromcoffee

g UYS SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A SONG

bidoof

You can lead a horse to water

But you can’t drink a horse

albertothechihuahua

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

jaxblade

ehh what the hell

jaxblade

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

jaxblade

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD