Jester Extraordinaire

Freelance writer and researcher, backpacker, grad school dropout, lowkey girl failure, spiritually curious medievalist and jester extraordinaire.

[eeriefiend]

*Taps Mic* This Thing On?

Hey y’all.

What’d I miss? It’s been many years since I’ve used this blog. I think I made in sometime in 2012, when I was 12.75 (don’t tell Big Tumblr). I’m 25 now, and due to some craaaaazy life events, I’m ready to try something new and over share with strangers on the internet.

I’m a freelance writer and researcher, former librarian, naturalist, grad school dropout, lowkey girl failure, spiritually curious medievalist and jester extraordinaire.

Here’s What You Missed

5 months ago, I fled a life threatening DV situation with nothing but the clothes on my back (BOOM)

I had to move back in with my parents, one of which is abusive (BOOM)

In a small town where minimum wage is $7.25 (BOOM)

None of my friends live here anymore (BOOM)

I can’t find steady employment (BOOM)

Extraordinarily unideal. But I am tenacious (read: stubborn).

I can’t promise you that this blog in its Revenant Era will be pretty. But I can promise you that it will be hilarious. Intentionally or not! Buckle the fuck up!

The world is a circus and this is my ramshackle sideshow!

In the parlance of Binchtopia, the shake giveth…and the shake taketh away…But I also believe in the power to shake oneself free.

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[delicatesquashblossom]

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[ceruleanheaven]

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

[eeriefiend]

haunted again by my eighth grade talent show where I accompanied a girl singing twenty one pilots with my ukulele, then unceremoniously picked up the guitar and launched right into Famous Blue Raincoat.

[eeriefiend]

my parents’ wedding was Phantom of the Opera themed.

You don’t need to tell me. I know why I am The Way I Am.

[superstarsisi]

i don’t ask for much but i might start

[bonivers]

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

[joeyclaire]

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

[catchymemes]

[vestlizard100]

For Three Days I Been Stuck In This Desart With No Fucking Water Or Goth Girls

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[eeriefiend]

If we refuse to romanticize our suffering, we will simply suffer meaninglessly without end.

However, if we romanticize our suffering as a means to seek our deliverance from it, we use an ancient means of coping: myth making.

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New hill to die on just dropped