[threeicedcreams]

Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,

[kooldewd123]

pokemon has given us a lot of fun takes on mundane life in the pokemon world over the years but "work-from-home pokemon trainer" has gotta be up there as one of my absolute favorites. sorry can you come in to the office today deborah from finance says she's supposed to battle you. yeah she says it's important.

[uvuvus]

[electricregalia]

Croissant for my little croissant <3

[bintro]

[itsgonnabeokbaby]

LAbubu brought joy to Angelenos all weekend as they marched for Pride and against ICE.

[notcaptainjack]

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[inneedofanewname]

Silence in the face of such suffering is not neutrality

[its-emimi]

⭐

[aspacelobster-deactivated201812]

[aspacelobster-deactivated201812]

[birdography]

The most dangerous flightless bird in Australia is sitting under a beach umbrella stealing grapes.

[demi-shoggoth]

It is a lovely day in Australia, and you are a horrible cassowary.

[shleepy-girl]

I love the reference, but calling a cassowary horrible is redundant. Like saying, “a feline cat” or, “a boneless slug.” It’s an inherent quality necessary to be a cassowary that cannot change.

[aviculor]

unrestrained summer fun

[wi-fu]

fall back!

[artseamoni]

an ice cream float date ☀️🌴🏖️

[lezbianz]

OBSESSED with this comment on the “does the dog die” page for parasite

[taylorswift]

It’s a new soundtrack 💙 Here are the back covers and vault track titles for 1989 (my version) I can’t wait for this one to be out, seriously. Thank you for playing along, sleuthing, puzzling and making these reveals so much chaotic fun (which is the best kind of fun, after all 😜) 

[taylorswift]

Allow me to introduce…The 1989 (my version) Sunrise Boulevard Vinyl Edition💛 Available on my site for the next 48 hours 🥰

taylor.lnk.to/1989TaylorsVersion