Dark Paradise

Summer's in the air and baby, heaven's in your eyes.

[efeba-blog]

James Franco: The new album (Honeymoon) is a little less dark, but it is dark.

Lana Del Rey: So is life!

[headlikeanorange]

[efeba-blog]

spending time with family

me: [sitting on the couch, no one talks to me]

15 mins later

me: [still on couch, no one talks to me]

20 more mins later

me:

me:

me: ah

me: i guess i'll

me: [takes out phone]

family: aH THERE THEY GO ON THIER PHONE WHY DONT YOU SPEND TINE WITH YOUR FANILY GOD KIDS THESE DAYS WITH THEIR HANDS GLUED TO THIER PHONES WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ON YOUR PHONE STOP IT SO WE CAN T A LK TO YOU

[poyzn]

[hohokev-deactivated20220829]

[allforthemems]

If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what. So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions.

He’s Just Not That Into You (via annnielo)

one of my favourite quotes ever

(via dirtymagicc)

[ayyoo-river]

gf: hey come over ;)

me: i cant im in bonnie tyler’s music video for total eclipse of the heart

gf: my parents aren’t home

me:

[midsigh]

[illkim]

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

[fuks]

[weloveshortvideos]

[carebearpikachu]

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

[elfgnostic-deactivated20170427]

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

[forever90s]

[katalin7]

Jessica Lange, 1974 by Antonio Lopez

[earthdad]

one time when i was in 4th grade i had 14 girlfriends at one time and if you don’t think that is pimping please get out

[210pm]

ok but how many girlfriends do you have now?

[earthdad]

[dakotaangel-deactivated20160113]

[theheatofthesouth-deactivated20]

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

[primalhoney-blog]

caught red handed