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im coming to the south downs cottage or whatever

[effervescent-sapphic]

welcome to @effervescent-sapphic!!

hey!! i’m effie, and in case you couldn’t tell i’m a girlkisser (non-practicing 😭😔), usually go by she/her. my mbti is enfj, my enneagram is 3w4, i’m queer, i like listening to music, i enjoy reading and i spend a ridiculous amount of time on this hellsite. i’m pretty active but rarely make my own posts, so this is mainly just reblogs and me answering asks (pls send asks i love love love answering them!!)

IMPORTANT STUFF

before i can properly start talking about myself, i need to get a few things out of the way.

i am a minor, so i am NOT interested in any nsfw conversations or romantic relationships. i can’t donate money to anything but i am more than willing to help boost vetted gofundmes. you can interact if over 18 but please don’t try to initiate anything mentioned.

recently i’ve been getting flagged by shinigami eyes, so i’d like to make one thing very clear. this is a SAFE SPACE FOR EVERYBODY. this is a safe space for everyone, regardless of gender, sexuality, race, religion or anything else. i don’t know why shinigami eyes has been marking me as red. i am not in any way a transphobe or a terf, so please don’t go sending me hate anons. i do not intentionally support any transphobes. if anyone finds out why i’ve been marked this way, please let me know so i can rectify it :)

now that that’s all done, i can yap about the things i like!!

i have a fic writing sideblog!! there isn’t much on there (yet) but it’s @effiewrites 😛

fandoms/media i’m into

stranger things (diehard byler shipper and platonic elmike truther)

IT

bottoms (such a good movie)

but i’m a cheerleader!

the knives out movies

ofmd (bring it back pls)

dead boy detectives netflix series (rip fr this time ☹️🕊️)

yellowjackets (no1 van palmer stan if van has no fans i am dead)

i am not okay with this (WHY DID THEY CANCEL IT 😔😔😔)

rwrb

agggtm

the umbrella academy

derry girls

ARCANE!! viktor i am in love with you

the magnus archives!! jonathan sims my beloved

marauders (but only occasionally now because quite frankly fuck jkr)

good omens !!!!!!!!!!!!

heated rivalry

music i like!!

chappell roan. holy shit. i love her so much it’s unreal.

conan gray

olivia rodrigo

hozier (<333)

billie eilish

david bowie

crane wives❤️❤️❤️

girl in red

paramore

sabrina carpenter

james marriott!! 💙

MITSKI WOOF WOOF WOOF I LOVE HERRRR I DONT SMOKE EXCEPT FOR WHEN IM MISSING YOUUUUU

laufey !! 🕰️✨

dni list

homophobes, transphobes, terfs, racists, xenophobes, misogynists, sexists, proshippers, trump supporters/voters, etc etc

anyhoo that’s it from me, thanks for checking out my acc <3

divider creds - @cafekitsune

[kirbythesixth]

i love the "grace somehow lives as long as an eridian" interpretations of the movie ending cuz i honestly think something like that could happen in cannon and it wouldn't feel out of place.

like they all are solomely accepting the fact that grace is going to die in like a scary amount of eridian years, and then as he gets to like 90 everyone is bracing for it, but he just...keeps aging. he keeps his mobility- if anything his back is getting worse cuz of the slightly increased gravity, and his health seems to be steady. on the day of graces 122nd birthday (the oldest a human has ever lived) the eridian scientists that study grace are like. hey. what the fuck. and grace is like ┐(´～｀ˇ)┌

[mothmanbussy420]

ew

[kayoi1234]

Ryland Grace in just his boxers, on the floor, white board marker in hand as he's labeling bones in his body and telling Rocky what they are and how fucked he'd be if they broke: ...yeah so this one is my femur and if that one breaks that's gonna take 4 - 6 months and I basically can't walk for most of it.

Rocky, texture reader in one hand, watching all this in horrified silence:

[mistyfckingquigley]

taivan cowgirl au fanart hi

[gingertea116]

Missing his ex

[stroebe2]

[will-gr4ham]

[evilscientist3]

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

[ttechniic]

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

[evilscientist3]

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

[ttechniic]

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

[evilscientist3]

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

[ttechniic]

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

[siderealglimmer]

[satan-wishes-he-was-me]

smth i’m always thinking about w superman and supergirl and stuff is how clark is kal el. with el being his family name and his fathers last name. but kara is kara zor el. as in her fathers full name as her last name. even krypton has misogynistic naming rituals……

[wagyubeefs]

“the fandom has decided - ” “everyone agrees that - ” “we all know that this is the only right way to - ”

[emcolbs]

🪓❤️‍🔥🔪

[c4nnab1sc4t]

BOY WHY YOU SO :P!!!

[eddieripps]

lord im 500 miles from my home

[aknowwhatyouare]

When he found out about what happened to Grace, Rocky was reasonably horrified and livid. On their way to Erid, Grace hears the most beautiful tune he cannot seem to understand. It doesn’t sound Eridian, it just sounds like regular music. He sees Rocky on his laptop messing with Garage Band. Grace asks what’s up, very amused. Rocky tells him,

Rocky made Stratt diss track.

[conehead-competitions]

ROUND TWO - PART THREE

𝑪𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎...

Overdrive

Boys And Girls

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

☆ Reblogs are appreciated! By doing so, you are helping spread the poll and gain more votes ☆

[cloudabserk]

the solar system’s biggest crybaby

[tallowandport]

Humans are pretty prone to mimicking noises. like even subconsciously. sometimes we even unintentionally pick up entirely different accents. and you literally can't tell me you've never meowed or woofed or chirped back at a cat/dog/bird at least once in your life (unless you are physically/audibly unable to do so).

So Grace 1000% starts picking up and mimicking Eridian noises.

One day, Rocky will be working on something, only to freeze as he hears Grace behind him suddenly exclaim in fluent Eridian "SHIT!"

Turns out Eridian swear words are usually expressed in the same decibel that humans can whistle in.

[crypticraccoon96]

We ain't leaving this in the comments

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