Lover Of Cute Shit

30/American/ Gemini/I'm a mess, but I'm learning to love myself and make this look like something worth caring. I'm a monster and I'm ok with it.

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[regal-bones]

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house

[catrabbasso]

THATS OUR MAN!!!!!!!!!

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[keeperartwork]

Congrats to the Lord of Screens!

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[spedles]

TENNA W YAYYAAYAYAY

He’s gonna be so annoying about this forever now 💖

[floof8]

TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026!!!!

EVERYBODY CHEER!!!!!!!!!!!

[normal-sane-era]

acting all humble like he wasn't just begging and crying for it

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

speaking of early reading. in kindergarten I remember being furiously angry and refusing to read the books they gave us because I had already read the hobbit and they wanted me to read about this fucking thing:

which like. if I hadn’t learned to read at home before starting school I don’t think I would have learned to read via reading lessons simply because the content was so condescending. I don’t know why they thought 5-6 year olds would want to read about this fucking creature. every word of huggles was a punishment.

[creekfiend]

we urgently need to stop being this condescending to children. urgently

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[shifgrethors]

dream blunt rotation: mary shelley, ursula k le guin, k.a applegate

[shifgrethors]

topics of discussion

bodily autonomy

war

men (general)

men (specific)

feminism and contemporary politics

lord byron

[pocketss]

houseplant type friend

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"DRINK WATER, IDIOT"

My girlfriend, on a fairly regular basis

[captain-johanssons-wooden-ear]

Get hydrated you fool

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"UR BODY NEEDS LIQUIDS"

[greelin]

what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit

[greelin]

all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.

[alyssadrawing]

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

[flightyfinch]

i think about this post at least once a week

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[wasdplz]

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

[ink--poison]

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

[crittizen]

Okay but I love how “me and the boys at 2 am looking for BEANS” actually became a meme after this video.

[tainebot01]

Everyone spun masterfully!

[cottonkisses]

i love all the flowers so much 🫶