Don't Be A Waste

Indie Batman Roleplay Blog [Multi-ship, multi-verse, OC and AU friend, DC centered but multi fandom]

[efficientqueen]

Always hated the idea of this, but what if I made Jeanette not the Joker’s daughter

[terrorxbang-deactivated20231108]

“Oh baby that’s what I like to see.” she murmurs as she inspects the cash, it was all there and it was all real. “Thanks doll.” She closes the case and turns to lean against the table.

“Dinner you say? Well I don’t have any plans, and I can certainly think of worse ways to spend my evening. Alright then, its a date.” She winks. But was it a date? They playfully flirted so often that she wasn’t sure what was serious and what wasn’t. She quietly hopes it is a real offer of a date, Jeanette was beautiful and clever and Rhoda was quite taken with her.

[efficientqueen]

Jeanette smiled at the other accepting her offer. “I’m a wonderful cook.” She said. Although she seemed well off enough to have cooks and more than just body guards, she loved cooking for herself; occasionally letting one of her friends cook dinner for the two. 

“I hope that you realize that I’m interested in you and I do want this to be a date.” She said, very blunt about it. She didn’t like dancing around too long.

[efficientqueen]

"So are you still Jenny from the block? or has Gotham changed you?"

@sidneythekidneybean

“Well I did learn a few things. Gotham is a lot different than other places. You never know if the person you beat up is the Scarecrow’s henchman or not...”

[terrorxbang-deactivated20231108]

“Well then you’d better cough up, I ain’t a cheap date y’know.” she gives a playful wink and enters her new friend’s home.

“Nice place ya got here.” she muses as she wanders around, eyeing everything curiously. “You invite me here for any reason or did ya just wanna stare at my pretty face all night?”

[efficientqueen]

“It’s all here.” Jeanette drummed her fingers on the suitcase on the table that was near the door. “It’s right here.” She preferred paying her under the table rather than through the banks. Although they could route money without the police knowing, she preferred Edward not knowing how much she paid Rhoda. 

She smiled when the other questioned why she was there. “You’re exactly right, I love seeing that pretty face of yours.” She said. “I was also wondering if you’d be interested in having dinner here tonight.”

[efficientqueen]

Sorry, I’ve been busy with school. I’ve mostly been on unspeakablesin and themurderousintent 

I’ll try to work on drafts sometime next week. I have a convention coming up and cleaning to do so I’m booked for the week

[damagcdjokes1]

All is silent as he leans in and mumbles a quick “I adore you” to the person next to him, waiting for their reaction.

then ever so s l o w l y he takes them by their arms annd presses them against the glass of the window before breaking it and attempting to push them out. 

            “Joke’s on you!                     HAHAHA.”

[efficientqueen]

It wasn’t on Jeanette’s to do list to run into the Joker, actually, that was the opposite of what was on her to do list. She was here for a completely different reason; but finding him just as he shoved some poor person out a window was just what seemed to be in her cards. She didn’t get a good look at them, but she hardly cared about them. Jeanette was in this situation now.

She had two options; run or confront. Both of which were dangerous. The pride in her kept her from choosing to flee though and she ended up speaking up. “Pushing unsuspecting people out a window is quite rude, you know.”

[efficientqueen]

Girl: looks at me

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: please be gay

[efficientqueen]

Sorry, I’ve been busy with school. I’ve mostly been on unspeakablesin and themurderousintent 

I’ll try to work on drafts sometime next week. I have a convention coming up and cleaning to do so I’m booked for the week

[thebatboyz]

Starter for Damian

“You know just because I pretend to be serious, and keeping my cool all the time, doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings.”

[efficientqueen]

“Wouldn’t that make things easier?”

[antsthetic]

🐜 ‘ANT-MAN’ (2015) sentence starters. 🐜

      FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AND ADJUST TO YOUR LIKING. 🐜 

❛ thanks for picking me up.❜

❛ baskin-robbins always finds out. ❜

❛ it wasn’t a violent crime, it was a cool crime! ❜

❛ you want some waffles? ❜ 

❛ i don’t care. i’m out. ❜ 

❛ i think our first move should be calling the avengers. ❜

❛ i’m trying, okay? i’ve changed. ❜

❛ be the person she already thinks you are. ❜ 

❛ gratitude can be forgiveness. ❜ 

❛ oh man, are we screwed? ❜ 

❛ i didn’t steal anything! i was returning something i stole! ❜ 

❛ you know, you almost had us convinced that you’re gonna change your ways. ❜ 

❛ the moment things get hard, you turn right back to crime. ❜ 

❛ GET ON THE DAMN ANT ❜ 

❛ hey– um, whose pajamas are these?! ❜

❛ i believe everybody deserves a shot at redemption. ❜

❛ my days of breaking into places and stealing shit are done. ❜

❛ i need you to break into a place and steal some shit.  ❜

❛ it’s not about saving OUR world. it’s about saving THEIRS. ❜

❛ damn. that was a good speech. ❜

❛ useless. ❜

❛ you gonna show me how to punch? show me how to punch. ❜

❛ alright, princess, let’s get back to work. ❜

❛ aw, you’re cute! ❜

❛ i’m expendable. ❜

❛ it’s not your fault. she made her choice. ❜

❛ i ruined the moment, didn’t i? i’m gonna make some tea. ❜

❛ YOU SON OF A BITCH ❜

❛ it’s really important to me that captain never finds out about this. ❜

❛ that was completely irresponsible and dangerous! you jeopardized everything! ❜

❛ wait a minute… did you just compliment me? ❜

❛ what did you see in me? …all those years ago, you picked ME. what did you see? ❜

❛ THAT’S SO COOL BRO ❜

❛ hey look– this is gonna get weird, alright? it’s pretty freaky, but it’s safe, there’s no reason to be scared. ❜

❛ oh no, daddy don’t get scared. ❜

❛ we’re all doing this for reasons much bigger than any one of us. i’m just glad you have a SLIGHT chance of MAYBE pulling this off. ❜

❛ i actually went from despising you to almost liking you! ❜

❛ wow– wow. i mean, i saw that punch coming from a mile away but i just figured it’d be all pathetic and weak! ❜

❛ hi, little guy!  ❜

❛ you proud of me yet? ❜

❛ you’re sick and i can help you, just put the gun down! ❜

❛ you picked the wrong side, _____ ! ❜

❛ don’t worry, i’m not going to die here. and neither are you. ❜

❛ hey– we’re the good guys, right? feels kinda weird! ❜

❛ I’M GONNA DISINTEGRATE YOU ❜

❛ you insult me. your very existence is insulting to me! ❜

❛ THAT’S A MESSED-UP LOOKING DOG ❜

❛ there’s a… big hole in the roof. ❜

❛ yeah, i don’t know what you’re doing, grabbing and kissing me like that, i was a little surprised myself, i mean, really? ❜

❛ you’re full of shit, ______ ❜

❛ this is awkward. i mean, what do we even talk about after all of this? ❜

❛ look at that chick, she’s like CRAZY STUPID FINE, you know what i’m sayin’? ❜

❛ it’s about damn time. ❜

[efficientqueen]

thexbatxboys:

“Innocent? I’d say that’s a bit of a stretch, sweetcheeks.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” She said, her smile sickeningly sweet. “I’m an upstanding business woman.”

[efficientqueen]

jeanhanson:

“Oh! ummm… yeah, shit… I mean thanks I mean you too… I mean, shit!” Jean stammered and looked at the floor. “I’m Jean Hanson” Jean was dying inside, a perfectly beautiful woman had just called her beautiful and she couldn’t even say thanks without stuttering?

Jeanette smiled at the young lady’s awkwardness. “Jeanette Markham.” She offered her. 

[efficientqueen]

thexbatxboys:

“Shut up or I will shoot you in the face.”

“Threatening innocent women. Aren’t you a hoot?”

[efficientqueen]

Would anyone like a starter?

[efficientqueen]

                 EFFICIENCY IS THE KEY TO EVERYTHING

                INDEPENDENT OC BATMAN ROLEPLAY CHARACTER

[efficientqueen]

ladyconundrum liked for a starter

Jeanette knew she probably shouldn’t have become friends with Eddie’s henchman, but after working with her a few times, she grew to like her. It’s why Jeanette had invited Rhoda to her place, rather than meet up at her office. 

“I don’t think I ever got to pay you for our last rendezvous.” She said in reference to the last heist that she had borrowed the other for.

[efficientqueen]

bumblingbasketcase liked for a starter

“Gotham is a really fucked up place. I don’t know how you do it.” She didn’t know why she was having this conversation with him. Jeanette had tried to leave Gotham herself after coming here a couple of months ago but it had some kind of hold on her. There was something about it that made her want to stay here; like there was something she had to do.