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noise dept.
Cosmic Funnies
@theartofmadeline
shark vs the universe
trying on a metaphor
pixel skylines
ellievsbear
AnasAbdin
roma★
hello vonnie
izzy's playlists!
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
styofa doing anything
Cosimo Galluzzi
Keni
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will byers stan first human second
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@egg-cornz
cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe. As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-
me, growing frantic: resippy
I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song
Student gets caught for whispering in class
Teacher:Would you like to share that with the whole class?
Student:No, that’s why I whispered it
me when i come online
It’s dangerous to go alone, take this
Just thought everyone should know that Paris Hilton dressed as a sexy Furby for a Halloween party in the year 2018
Blessing eyes before bed time
(The Flash)
“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman
Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE
The funniest part of this line is that it was considered hugely improper to eat ANYTHING in the marketplace so she’s not only saying she’d fuck him up but that she’d do it in a way that goes against social niceties.
Kinda like “I’ll fight you in church” or smth.
you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be
*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
you mean, skin?
What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.
I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny
god i miss this
What even was Miiverse?
IM CRYING
Not to be like “we live in a society” but I think a lot of people’s mental health would be significantly less fucked if they didn’t have to function in a system that forces them to think about their value as a human being as based on how productive they are/how much money people can make off them
video proof that every creature is dogs
I love deep diving vids cause at least some of these animals have never seen a human before and they all so gagged.
