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rule-63

Easter’s over, you know what that means

IT’S HALLOWEEN

iT’S ONLY APRIL

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

9fruit

we need to bring back the simple art of just “come to my house and we hang out without an activity or pretense or meal” my friend hung out on my couch for seven hours today we just gabbed… no specific plans no activities involved. likeee let’s just hang out on my couch forever and ever amen

homunculus-argument

I wish there was a painkiller except for brain fog. Like when your head is full of gunk you could just take a pill with a glass of water and lie down for 15 minutes and your head would be cleared just like that.

thesixthstar

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

visenyaism

top five worst ways to be found:

5. out

4. guilty

3. wanting

2. lacking

1. by this email

visenyaism

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

tarragonthedragon

idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem

ooppo

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

ooppo

not that i care

hachama

weenis-unlimited

unhinged-transmasc-man

True compassion and nuance is sometimes and often really fucking annoying and hard to do. And that's why it's hard. Compassion is as complex and difficult as people are. That's the point.

I’m a deadbeat friend and daughter and sister I need to get a grip

loveridden1999

i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either

loveridden1999

what the fuck man

allsadnshit

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from