howtopeelanegg

[egg-nakedegg]

"Chop Suey by Down Syndrome?"

[egg-nakedegg]

I have been deprived of my salad heart, I will now starve, no love for me, no sustenance, only the emptiness inside of me longing for the slightly bitter crunch of a salad heart.

[egg-nakedegg]

This makes me laugh every time I read it.

[egg-nakedegg]

"because thats what nuts do!"

- naked egg

[egg-nakedegg]

"Oh look a dog!

Oh, it's a monkey

Everything is a puppy in my eyes"

-egg

[egg-nakedegg]

I'm not a vegetable!

My brain: I'm an octopus

[egg-nakedegg]

I have been deprived of my salad heart, I will now starve, no love for me, no sustenance, only the emptiness inside of me longing for the slightly bitter crunch of a salad heart.

[egg-nakedegg]

The egg made one good joke and it will now be their entire personality for the next month I'm boutta turn deviled

[escuerzoresucitado]

[egg-nakedegg]

I fucking hate this site

The naked egg hates that they like this

[egg-nakedegg]

I'm in spain without the p

[egg-nakedegg]

Can't talk right now, I'm commiting crimes

[twoiger]

bouba and kiki

[egg-nakedegg]

The eggs enjoy this

[beepborpdoodledorp]

he's so me

[egg-nakedegg]

Nakedegg enjoys this

[carnelianfoxx]

your honor, in my defense, i am not very bright,

[egg-nakedegg]

egg enjoys this

[egg-nakedegg]

If you try hard enough, you can fail at anything, even failing, just ask egg