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Imitation is the sincerest form of crabbery.

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I was back at the Parentals' house a couple weekends ago and in keeping with the tradition of raiding their fridge, freezers -- yes, plural -- and pantry whenever I visit, I scored some SPAM to take back home with me.

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The roommate pan seared some steaks and steamed veggies last night. I fried two eggs and draped them over the leftovers for lunch today. One yolk into my meal, a coworker asks me if I want her fries. I thought, "Does a bear $h*t in the woods Does Al Roker $h*t his pants in the White House? Hell yes I want some fries!" On top goes the remaining yolk.

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Chorizo con Huevos

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Somewhere underneath that comforter of bacon is a fluffy bed of eggs.

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Breakfast Sausage Scramble

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Red Pepper and Bacon Scramble

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A hard boiled egg always elevates embutido, a Filipino-style meatloaf. Yep, that's a hot dog too.

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Funny how hastily throwing stuff together without a care in the world last night makes for an awesome breakfast the next morning. I (sloppily) present sautéed shrimp, scrambled eggs, avocado, and salsa.

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Bacon and Mushroom Frittata

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Saved the best for last. You can be damn sure I’ll pop this in my mouth and have an eyegasm as the yolk eggsplodes.

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Killing Me Softly

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