Undisputed Baron Of The Valley (Beedo Meemaw)

Big bird at night, IMPOSSIBLE flight Never left my doctor who era 🤷🏼‍♀️ madi--she/they, dnd/rpg nerd, lover of stories, lars apologist, all around “shitty guy” and secret vampire in disguise🤫

[chipthekeeper]

it's like poetry, they rhyme

[occtis-spotted]

Occtis spotted down a darkened alley off of Old Fishmarket Close, Edinburgh, and- wait… something isn’t right here…

(Background photo courtesy of aroace-ryland-grace)

Check out this drunk creeper, LOL

[the-delicate-disaster]

"Why would Thjazi risks the lives of thousands of people?"

"He wouldn't."

"He wouldn't!"

"....would he?"

"He would if he thought he was saving many more."

"He would..."

Ugh, just put me down like a rabid dog at this point.

[just-tea-and-dragons]

From the private nightmares s2 decompression session

[space-qu33n]

"We all have bods that rock differently."

[chipthekeeper]

"You wouldn't want to ride along in my pocket, would you?" "To go see the Photarch?"

[glavilio]

you better start believing in the scatman's world... you're living in it

[glavilio]

[petvampire]

somewhere out there is a universe where occtis tachonis and demodus blix exist as roommates in a buddy comedy about wizard college shenanigans

[magemance]

"How do you do it?" "There's not really a choice."

[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE 4.27 Complicated Questions

+ bonus Kattigan reaction:

[quiddie]

Thaisha x Hal (and Kattigan can watch) 💖

[dent-de-leon]

I LOVE HIM--

[manasaysay]

"I am the first person since the fall of the Shapers to return from the dead," she says into the mic.

The crowd cheers. She begins to walk off the stage in triumph, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room

"She's wrong."

Yanessa looks for the owner of the voice. There in the third row stands: Occtis Tachonis.

[real-kit-walker]

Julien: Hey so dad and I were moving through concepts of an apology before his skull noclipped that's something right-

Maya: Julien your sister has NO hands. START FUCKING

[cassafrasscr]

Brennan: "Give me an insight check [on Doctor Amry Talter]."

Alex: "Nat 1."

Brennan: "Not for the first time, Occtis lets a woman with a crush on him walk out of the room."

[homosexualslug]

king gus: "are you a warrior?"

murray: "I'm a professor... but... (lustfully) I like to think all women are warriors in their own way"

[undead-knick-knack]

She would like to have a different life thank you very much

[fullmoonisle]

good omens | sappho, fragment 147 (translated by anne carson)