egghorn

I would like one day to be described as 'shnasty with it' or 'raw'.

[despazito]

[sleepymaidgock]

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[egghorn]

[elfhunk]

i'm sharon

most folks call me a witch

i wield the orbis

a levitating sphere loaded with runes

that unleash powerful magic

[rongzhi]

Fox News host Bret Braier walking in the middle of Beijing traffic for some reason

English added by me :)

[rongzhi]

Wangzai milk

English added by me :)

[egghorn]

*reverently* all babies are bosses to me

[vedurnan]

6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

[3liza]

apartment rent in berlin is currently approximately half what it is in seattle. btw

[egghorn]

Dislike the way people talk about working out on here; I kinda get that many of these cats are uniquely alienated from their own bodies in a way that I can't ever experience, but like come on son, you will never get big and strong carrying on like this.

[egghorn]

what if i throwing my hat in the ring and make this a fitness blog now .. imagine

[moveslikekeithrichards]

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

[flying-lemons]

oh do I have the game for you

[dancing-crow]

I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.

and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.

surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.

[foone]

oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours

[improbabledreams900]

I was disappointed there weren't more levels, so I made them! The creator's code was under CC Share Alike, so I moved a copy to my website, rustled up 40 new categories, and added buttons so you can generate smaller puzzles!

Check it out! More levels!

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: How to make Chinese mahjong egg (cr 林大也晚年食光lindayecooktime) (friendly reminder: OP's videos are real. He is a food creator who uses high-precision macro lenses and camera sliders)

[havingapoemwithyou]

Whitey On The Moon by Gil Scott-Heron

Gil Scott-Heron, a singer, poet, and author, created numerous spoken-word works addressing social, political, and economic issues in the United States. In his 1970 poem “Whitey on the Moon,” he highlights racial and economic inequalities by contrasting the 1969 moon landing with the harsh realities faced by African Americans in cities such as New York, Detroit, and Los Angeles.

[egghorn]

They really tried to get ahead of this too; they had the first Black cat AND the first woman out there. They were ready this time.

[egghorn]

One time I was arguing with someone and they were like 'oh so what, everyone should just be exactly like you? is that it?', and I thought about it later and was like 'actually.... hell yeah' and then I thought about it some more and was like 'perhaps that would cause some problems', but the longer things go on the more I can't help but to think again........ hell yeah.

[3liza]

?????

[egghorn]

Dislike the way people talk about working out on here; I kinda get that many of these cats are uniquely alienated from their own bodies in a way that I can't ever experience, but like come on son, you will never get big and strong carrying on like this.