Sanguine: So sue me! It’s Evening Star in Windhelm, I’d like to live on island time for a day.
Hermaeus Mora: I have your past bard requests, open right now, in the Othman Infinium. Do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? ‘Cause I’ve got your history right here:
“Take It Back” by Jimmy Buffett,
“Nautical Wheelers” by Jimmy Buffett,
“Jolly Mon Sing” by Jimmy Buffett,
“Steamer” by Jimmy Buffett!
“Treat Her Like a Lady” by Jimmy Buffett!
“Manana” by Jimmy Buffett!
“When Salome Plays the Drum” by James Buffett!
“Havana Daydreaming” by Jimmy Buffett!!
What the FUCK happened to you?!
Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED? You used to be my BROTHER!
Sanguine: I had a case of the Morndas! I had those old Morndas blues, and I was just trying to chase ‘em away!
Sheogorath: ....I just want to remind people of the concept of the show, is that Sanguine makes up one third of the team, that feels qualified to tell other people how to live their lives-
Hermaeus Mora: How to do FUCK ALL!