Greetings from a human being of the earth

26, capricorn

[mumblesplash]

people are sooooo judgemental when a thing that was pretending to be human peels off its face revealing itself to be some sort of creature or perhaps machine

[mumblesplash]

“that’s so gross” “that’s horrifying” as if you would look any better with your face skin peeled off. get real

[segamascott]

[lumieresdanslacave]

kissable freak

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: When you walk the Jianghu, be fast (cr 兜里有糖)

[teaboot]

ARE THESE BIRDS❔❔❔

[sawvidae]

@parakeet

[fesenmoon]

does everyone like my wizard idea

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[retquits]

she hugs her own foot like it’s a stuffed animal i’m gonna throw up

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[apricops]

can I just say that we all owe Kojima an apology for Metal Gear Solid 2? He looked right into the camera and said “the future of information control will not be censorship, it will be drowning people in trivial noise and misinformation until people partition themselves into their own separate realities” in TWO THOUSAND AND ONE. Three years before Facebook existed. Kojima gave us the biggest Babe-Ruth-pointing-at-the-sky called shot of all time and we weren’t ready for it.

[jennplanet]

The game was such a predictive work of science fiction that they had to alter the game last minute so as to not be offensive in light of the 9/11 attacks that happened right at the end of the game's development.

[mechandra]

hello! hello! hello! hello!

[eveydeevey]

Perks of being without sin:

Free to cast stones just whenever

[earhartsease]

technically, you're only allowed to cast the first one

[margindoodles2407]

ouagh lord of the rings really did say “it might be hopeless, it might be fatal, there may be no coming back— but it is always, always better to do something, to fight for what is good and true and beautiful, than to sit back and give into despair with an ‘it would have happened anyhow’”

[catasters]

[warl0ck-arts]

Perfection.

[audhdspacewizard]

"I wish I had something that could store energy and also absorb vibrations."

The faithful and compressable spring:

[guelwaar]

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

[transmascfrankiero]

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

[catchymemes]

6 years ago, Shohei Ohtani hit a home run ball that went through the roof of Tokyo Dome.

[schlarklezyaoi]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[schlarklezyaoi]

hastily-made artist’s recreation in the five minutes it took to get to my stop

[smol-fangirl-bean]