Thicc Eggman with Right Nut

No it's not on account of the spell the nefarious wizarder put on me

heh heh heh….

So it is you, wizarder. After all these years. My greatest nemesiser. Why did you do this to me wizarder

unaliver, i simply made you who you are. who you always should have been. i, the wizarder, will wizard and you, the unaliver, will unalive. you could never be anything else

But the two of us could have been something other than the sum of our parts, wizarder. And yet you choose to curse me, wizarder. Because you are scared of commitmenter

maybe we could be something new…if there’a still a chance… i know i’ve done wrong but… i’d unalive to try again… with you, unaliver

My lover......! ah, but no, i simply cannot trust one who would place a curse on me! I long to be in your arms but I simply cannot while I bear the mark of how we parter.

i reverse my nefarious curse, even a nefarious wizard can change his robes…come unaliver, together we can be unalovers…

Ah! Kill!! Kill!! Death!! It's so good to be able to user the common tongue anew....

Now that I have seen that you are serious about your love, I am willing to try and right our wrongs... For I admit i am not blameless in the matter of our squabble either.

as you would say, my lover…

love winners…

#so beutifal

if you can guess the owner of these sideblogs i will give you joint ownership of my nuts

please hold my nuts for me theyre so heavy

Time to post on this day, THIS fucking day, for no reason in particular.

thickness-protection-program

daw nuts

theodorechipmunk

i cut off jeff bezoes cock clean. when i did, i found a smaller , balder, near hairless version of himself piloting his balls

Who needs a parachute when you have ball sack skin

stastnesova

thickness-protection-program

Girls night!

#i do this lol

straightboyfriend2

200000 likes and Snicker gets a big kiss and a treat

shadow-von-vamp

taking my break (going outside to play)

eggsbenedictinurmom

I have no idea what my brain thought it was doing when it made this

eggsbenedictinurmom

"Anything you can do, I can do better!"

Latest Tailstube got me inspired 😊

Very rare me actually rendering a drawing moment

Also bonus shitty doodle bc some of this song's insults are so in-character for them

This really makes you wonder what Eggman is doing right now.

just enjoy the art for what it is?? who the cuck needs stinkman in every post

My critique is reasonable and completely obtainable. The meaningful exclusion of Eggman should be punishable by death! And how dare you shape His name in such a crude manor.

>:(