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@eggnoch
no john, you don’t look fine, you look like motherfuckin’ austin powers stunning
tada! Christmas present !
it’s christmas time
you know what that means
did you know that “friends” stands for:
feebee
rachel
it’s joey
everyone is friends
nonica
dross
shandler
watching two really opinionated people have an argument
when they’re both wrong
sometimes i wonder what happened when clapping was invented
I hope you understand how ridiculous these back stories are.
Behold, the sea princess.
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==> Be the sea princess
You are a young troll which have not been named yet. You might not even live long enough to be named, so why bother?
You are a troll of the highest blood. Few of you survive past the trails. Even fewer made it childhood. The only lusus that will choose one of your blood color lives far deep in the sea where your instinct will guide you to.
You made it to the water and was culled almost immediately. The Empress is here and she will not have a challenger.
Barely any of you lived past this point. A young troll cannot survive on their own without a lusus. But to go back into the water means death. You do NOT want to die.
Fate seems to be terribly kind today, as an adult troll finds and help you. It is very unusual for an adult troll to care for a young one, especially from a different caste, especially one of you.
But she is indeed an odd troll. She cares for many other young trolls, all from different caste and different kind, even a mutant with blood outside of the hemospectrum.
A few sweeps later, she came home with a grub of your blood and asked you to care for her. You had a sudden urge to kill her as it was your insticnt to eliminate threat to your throne when you can. “Mother” would have none of that, so you couldn’t kill the little grub even if you want to. In the end you grew used to her, although you despise her clingy nature more than anything.
But then the empress found you again. Or found the little one, you weren’t sure. Her royal soldier broke in to your collective hive, the other trolls were out. Mother died as she protected you and the little one. You ran away. Never heard of the other kids but you can’t really careless about them.
Afterward you meet a pirate, the Ophaner, as he calls himself, who knows Mother. He offers you a hiding place. A boy in his crew seems to like the little one. You think he’s lame, but not that you care that much about the little one’s quadrant.
The war stated, the Ophaner turns on you. He planned to give you to the Empress. You had to protect yourself (and consequently protect the little one as well). The boy hold him back as you and the little one make a run for it.
Again, you have fled, leaving someone else behind. Now it’s only you and the little one. God knows how long will it take for you to leave her behind and save yourself. But it isn’t that simple. The empress wants BOTH of you. You couldn’t careless about being a queen, but you still want to live. The little one is starting to hear the whispers from that undersea monster. The empress will be on your tail soon.
You have had enough of it. You won’t live another day of this bullshit called your life. You are a queen by birth right, not a fugitive, even if you don’t want the throne, you certainly want to LIVE. It is a WAR between you and the Empress.
You now stand before the king of the land dwellers’ kingdom. Your last and only chance of winning your right to live.
Your name is MEENAH PEIXES and you WILL LIVE.
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I think I just made Meenah the new main character……
goodnight now it’s freaking late.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, ROTG!!!
I giffed this because it kind of symbolizes what would become a year of love from me- it’s just a 30 second logo but it’s already so gorgeous and every time I watch the movie I get excited from the very beginning. ;_;
Still one of the best movies ever!!
merry christmas, have some ironic strider bullshittery
[dave] [rose]
#oH MY GOD #OH MY GOD??? #SEND HELP #THAT SANTA HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE #’AND WHAT DO /YOU/ WANT FOR CHRISTMAS’ HE ASKS AS ROSE PERCHES DAINTILY UPON HIS KNEE #’I’D JUST LIKE MOMMY TO LOVE ME AGAIN’ SAYS ROSE ‘IT HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE DADDY LEFT’ #’SIS YOU KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT DADDY’ DAVE CHIPS IN AS HE SPRAWLS ACROSS SANTA’S OTHER KNEE #’THE NICE POLICEMAN TOLD US THAT WHEN HE WAS HELPING US GUNPROOF THE HOUSE.’ #SANTA FEELS COLD SWEAT DRIP DOWN THE BACK OF HIS SUIT #HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE #’DO YOU DO THIS OUT OF PHILANTHROPIC URGES?’ ASKS ROSE #’OR IS THIS ODD CHOICE OF PROFESSION PERHAPS ROOTED IN THE LACK OF A REASSURING AUTHORITY FIGURE IN YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD?’ #’WHERED YOU GET THE SUIT BRAH’ SAYS DAVE ‘LETS BE HONEST I COULD ROCK THAT SHIT MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOUR WEIRD ELF BASED PORNOS’ #SANTA TRIES TO REACH FOR THE BUTTON UNDER HIS CHAIR THAT WILL ALERT MALL SECURITY#ROSE LETS OUT A LADYLIKE SHRIEK AND DAVE LEAPS TO HIS FEET TO DEFEND HER VIRTUE #THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF SANTA’S LIFE
this children is the first ever post I have ever seen on tumblr about homestuck before I knew what homestuck was there was a reason I was fucking terrified of this fandom for about a year
my dad told me this morning the trunk doors on our cars were open
also my dog was barking furiously at 1AM
i think he scared off a robber
good doggie
Bunny hopping on snow.
These videos blow my mind every time
I live for these.
Yeah, I don’t even know.
tavros mgooberton nitram
spirit: EXCUSE ME CAN YOU SHOW ME TO THE BATHS
haku: yes, of course, one moment please