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jaskier meeting james bond:

james: the name is bond, james bond

jaskier: *puts on shades*

jaskier: the name is delion, dan delion

#thewitcher #the witcher #jaskier #dandelion #imsorry #its late so no judgies #plslaugh #funny #james bond

geralt: witcher

yennefer: witch

jaskier: errr..

#thewitcher #the witcher #geralt #witcher #jaskier #yennefer #joke #funnyhaha #bigpp #i hope this hasnt been done already #funny

lancelot in battles = normal lancelot, but laNCELOT IN DANCE BATTLES = dancealot

#bbc merlin #merlin #lancelot #joke #pun #funky #i meant to spell funny #but okay #funny #i laugh #laugh

today in german class me and my classmate suddenly smelt toast and we were like, ‘wtf??? whos eating toast??’ aND WE TURN AROUND AND THE GIRLS IN THE BACK HAVE A FUCKING TOASTER IM LAUGHING SO HARD

#funny #high school #class #toast #laugh #im laughing #im laugjing so hard #this is the funniest shit #gen z stuff #gen z culture #gen z shit

merlin about sorcerers: lets get this bread

uther about sorcerers: lets get this head

#merlin #pendragon #uther pendragon #king uther #bbc uther #camelot #emrys #bbc merlin

frodo baggins

#lotr #the hobbit #i hope this hasnt been done already #lotr: fotr #lotr memes #lotr frodo #frodo smile #frodo baggins #lotr: rotk #lotr: ttt #baggins #the shire #pun #joke #hopefully funny #funny

it doesnt rhyme perfectly, but i tried my best-

#lotr #gimli #gimli son of gloin #elf on the shelf #elfontheshelf #dwarf #lordoftherings #lord of the rings #legolas #aragorn

has this been done yet-

#lotr #lord of the rings #legolas #aragorn #meme #lordoftherings #anduril

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