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NEW BLOG NEW ME! 

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NEW BLOG NEW ME! 

This blog has been archived! Follow Eggman over here! 

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NEW BLOG NEW ME! 

This blog has been archived! Follow Eggman over here! 

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uchuuchannel5:

“I’m sorry to disappoint Doctor, but I’m not exactly a patron.”

“For our viewers tuning in just now, I’m Ulala, reporter for Space Channel 5. I’m here on account of certain concerns involving your cosmic theme park, Doctor. I’m sure the good people watching at home would love it if you could answer a few simple questions, which of course shouldn’t be any problem for you…if these concerns are unfounded.”

                “I see... ” Eggman mutters, cutting a caustic glare off camera towards the pair of Orbot and Cubot for their failing to WARN him before turning to flash a wide and friendly grin towards the reporter “Well, we are most certainly proud to have you here! As proprietor I see it as my duty-- nay! My privilege to address and rectify any sort of concerns the public may hold.”

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          “ Ah, a patron! Oh, why, uh... The rides! Yes, do tell, have you been enjoying yourself in my cosmic theme park? Ha! Of course you have! Just a formality that I even need to ask, really.”

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“ Well, well! Here I thought my message was clear-- keep away from MY planet or be sent back to yours in CHUNKS. ”

@evangelinefate

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sinmatrem:

   ❛ you alone are more than gift enough, darling. don’t be silly. ❜

“ But of course I am! I only thought flowers might suit the occasion but I... Nevermind! I’m happy to see you again, my sweet. Your adventures have proven fruitful, I hope? ” 

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“Well, you see, in my haste I-- erm-- well, I HAD a full bouquet but the velocity against the wind... Oh, I really should have just made them this time!”

@sinmatrem

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brightsound:

“Planned? What could you have planned?“ Rouge perked up, she was curious, although knowing Eggman, it was something bad– something to take the world… again. And she wasn’t in the mood to deal with the aftermath. Not unless it was something she could earn some gain from. There was always that, at least, when it came to some world conquering plot.

“If you really want us back, you’ll have to let me in on whatever you’re up to. It might be fun to work together again… as long as there’s something in it for us.” More like, something in it for her.

“ Bah, you want to know? Then listen very carefully. ” A small chip baring his usual grinning image is taken from one of his coat’s pouches and thrown between them-- a great, holographic image projected from it’s surface. Schematics for yet another machine. Another Death Egg.

                 “ Don’t think I’m stupid enough to show you my LATEST design, spy. This is but a prototype. What’s meant to be an extension to Grandfather Gerald’s designs of the ARK. New, improved, and-- most importantly-- renovated! What ruined with age I shall replace-- all for the good of mankind, of course... I call it project EGGTOPIA. 

                   I’m sure YOU can guess what I’d need of you and shadow. ”

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Here I am 

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“WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOL DECORATION TODAY??”

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“BECAUSE that is how I’ve designed you to look, dumbot! Now quit your incessant gr-r-r-umbling while I fit Grounder with the same modifications.”

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incubabe:

   “No, but neither were your automated spike-pits, Herr Doktor., and one costs only breath, and the other costs about twenty-five k per unit in steel and circuitry.”

“You don’t have to tell me! I’m the one who installed it. 

. . .

--Fine. As you were.”

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I can’t tell whether or not the constant stream of followers is a good or bad thing. REGARDLESS! Hi, hello!

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ladydiaochan replied to your post: DO NOTE –That any not willing to comply with me...

EGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Lady Diaochan, a pleasure to see you again!”

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DO NOTE

--That any not willing to comply with me are easily replaced by androids.

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brightsound:

“I am a spy, but they’re my friends. If they want to be alone… I’ll leave them be.”

She’s lying. She just doesn’t want to deal with him.

He wasn’t ever really a member of Team Dark anyway.

                  “Fine! Fine, If you and the hedgehog don’t want in with that I’ve got planned then that’s your problem! I can always make androids to serve your purposes just as well.” He snaps, fingers angrily twirling through the Doctor’s mustache. 

“I suppose it’s not like you ‘ought to think of me as a FOUNDING MEMBER or anything...”

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brightsound:

“Who do you think I am? Everyone’s mother? I don’t keep tabs on Shadow and Omega. They do as they like.”

“You BAT-BRAINED BOOB! Of course I do, you’re a spy! Keeping tabs on things is practically part of the job description.”