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smoothjazzdigit

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

juliathefacesofevil

we're just normal men

oddjoblin

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

karnalesbian

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

defilerwyrm

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

i-may-be-batman

got slapped in the face with this idea, I have many thoughts

xanaxfarts

4000cc breast implants :)

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

metatextuality

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

solidsnakepussy

this fanfic shit easy, watch this:

"My snake is solid" said Solid Snake, solidly.

"That's metal! let me get my gear." Otacon replies as he pulls out the handcuffs and ballgag.

pigisonfire

based on that one mgs1 cutscene wip....

patientno7

i'm 5 years late to the joke & that's OK

youre-only-gay-once

hi my name is fictional woman from apocalyptic show made by a man i have really clean neat hair and perfectly plucked eyebrows and i love to get pregnant even though the world is fucked to hell and there's no hospitals or running water or anything

despazito

the ai's aversion to producing anything that's not aesthetically pleasing dentist office artwork leaves it unable to comprehend true beauty

asstrophage

The current project Hail Mary press circuit would have you believe that Ryan Gosling is playing Ryland in the movie and that Rocky is a real life alien actor playing himself

cheacegirl

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

aromanticduck

I came up with this three-way table to help me (and now you, if you want) to rate things out of 5 stars. I was thinking of books and films when I made it, but you can probably use it for other stuff.

The idea is that you rate the thing on how much stuff you loved and how much stuff you hated, and those things weight against each other. There's only one way to get 5 stars or 1 star, so those should end up as the rarest ratings, wtih 3 stars being the most common.

'Spicy' means that the thing inspires emotion, whether positive or negative, while 'bland' means it doesn't affect you much either way.

An example of a 3-star (spicy) - for me personally - would be the Twilight series, because there's plenty of garbage in there but also some things that are like crack to me. I can't think of an example of a 3 star (bland) because by nature they don't stick in the mind.

(This also assumes giving 0 stars isn't allowed. That'd throw it out of whack...)

thegrimcaptain95

I absolutely love this bc it’s so like the risk assessment matrix for hazards

aromanticduck

Assessing your risk of enjoying a piece of media

intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva

my cat just ran all the way up the stairs and i picked him up mid leap and turned him around and he went straight back down the stairs zero momentum lost

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

fullest-circlest

If you're writing 18th century dialogue, this website lets you search words and phrases to double-check whether they were in use & meant what you intend. It doesn't include every period-accurate use of a word/phrase, but it certainly helped me separate genuine 18th century grammar from the vague tangle of 💬old-fashioned fancy-speak💬 I've internalized from TV and video games.