[bladesplay-deactivated20170108]

[theblasianbarbie]

im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!

[eggsandsin]

i feel heartbroken even though he didn't break my heart

[angelicloner]

Just me, her (the overwhelming loneliness) and the moon

[pukicho]

do you have any advice for college?

Its basically school, don’t go!!

[inscrutably-coy]

It's literally school, don't go!

[pukicho]

^^^^ DONT GO

[studentlifeproblems]

[eggsandsin]

48+20=68, 68+7=75

[luvtonique]

Reblog if boobs are pretty cool

[rainbowgazes-archive]

lifehack

if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck

[thebootydiaries]

the white boy in my class better stop calling me a terrorist or we gonna end up like this

[jashnebahara]

op what does this mean

[thebootydiaries]

im gonna marry him

[khubaani]

wtf do you mean you’re gonna marry him?

[thebootydiaries]

listen. i said what i said

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who always tries to sing both parts of duets

[thebootydiaries]

How I flirt: *stares from distance*

[eroscestlavie]

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

[florelgreen-deactivated20210608]

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

[toxicmp3]

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

[toxicmp3]

men with abs aren’t capable of love

[thebootydiaries]

Gf: babe come over

Me: I'm eating garlic bread

Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home

Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

[ufomism]

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

[rosewater1997]

me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything