Matryoshka's Taffy Co.

20 y.o. white clown car x She/They x Chronically confused

[cicadas-epiphany]

Get rid of the hair, we cant let people know we have a GENDER

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ok but fr my hair has been holding me back time to shave this ish off

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these motherfuckers sure are gonna be regretful when I disappear, have fun taking advantage of yourself

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one of our delivery guys at work always forgets to leave the order slip because he's too busy talking to me and my boss is always like '???' but it's so flattering I just let it happen every week

[herotox20-deactivated20210706]

[lee-e]

Receptionist in question

[pissvortex]

american cities are like completely inaccessible unless you can drive around in them and at the same time there’s no fucking parking spots anywhere. you either gotta cram into some stupid little street parking or drive 10 flights up a parking garage and either way you gotta pay just for the privilege of parking your car there even though you cant get there by any other means. i hate it here

[pissvortex]

everyone in the notes talking about how "the public transportation in my city is just fine, i don't need to drive anywhere" Die one thousand deaths

[pr]

austin texas has a single light rail that runs like 5 stops from north austin to the sxsw convention center and a notoriously bad bus system - and the tow truck mother fuckers in that city KNOW. IT. yall dont understand true pain

when i used to do delivery driving, there was this one korean restaurant that had 11 parking spots on the left side for customers, and the other side was a just slightly less small lot for the strip of shops next door. as the signs very distinctly made clear: NOT!!! FOR!!! THE RESTAURANT!!!! VIOLATORS WILL BE TOWED!!!! but the shops were like a fucking verizon store and a vape store, of course the lot was always empty vs the restaurant's parking always being FULL

so anyway as a delivery driver circling looking for parking for like 15 minutes i truly was not about to pay more to park than i knew this mother fucker was gonna tip me. so i took the chance in the tow lot, and fucking SPRINTED inside. food was ready and prepaid (thank the lord beezus) so i snatched and ran.

mind you, truly could not have been more than THREE minutes (the song in my headphones had not even finished) and yet as i'm sprinting to my car, a FUCKING TOW TRUCK WAS ALREADY THERE maneuvering its way to back its fat ass into the tiny lot and steal my fucking car.

well absolutely FUCK that. i got in my car and backed out IMMEDIATELY, damn near hitting the tow truck but i laid on my fucking HORN bc you are not towing MY CAR THAT I AM DRIVING and he moved just slightly and i got the hell out of there.

[pissvortex]

american cities are like completely inaccessible unless you can drive around in them and at the same time there’s no fucking parking spots anywhere. you either gotta cram into some stupid little street parking or drive 10 flights up a parking garage and either way you gotta pay just for the privilege of parking your car there even though you cant get there by any other means. i hate it here

[pissvortex]

everyone in the notes talking about how "the public transportation in my city is just fine, i don't need to drive anywhere" Die one thousand deaths

[eggshell-cereal]

I

Hate

Literalllyyyyyy

Everyone

[wingsnbones]

every system has a girlboss and a malewife

[wingsnbones]

youve been hit by  youve been struck by *dissociates*

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Today has been

S

U

C

H

A day

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believe it or not I was actually doing okay for a second there

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Cptsd is like

I used the bathroom in my own apartment too many times yesterday so now today I either need to hold it as much as possible or find bathrooms not in this building to use otherwise my neighbors, roommates, and landlord will kill me

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Cptsd is like

I used the bathroom in my own apartment too many times yesterday so now today I either need to hold it as much as possible or find bathrooms not in this building to use otherwise my neighbors, roommates, and landlord will kill me

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I spend decent money on myself one (1) time and someone throws my fucking $100 shirt in the fucking drying machine I can't

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I just wanna know why I specifically am not allowed to have nice things

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I spend decent money on myself one (1) time and someone throws my fucking $100 shirt in the fucking drying machine I can't

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Thanks mom

[mystisart]

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