I’LL HOLD YOUR HANDS WITH GOOD INTENTIONS
( Independent Eggsy Unwin | Galahad & Roxy Morton | Lancelot from Kingsman )

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@eggsy-unwinn
I’LL HOLD YOUR HANDS WITH GOOD INTENTIONS
( Independent Eggsy Unwin | Galahad & Roxy Morton | Lancelot from Kingsman )
I am roxymorton.com & the bae @eggsy-unwinn is eggsyunwin.com so this really makes me happy
sorry, love. gotta save the world. home. rules. navigation. promo credit. under co.
hokay so i have to go to bed since i work in the morning but tomorrow is friday so i can work on bringing this back over the weekend tbqh??????????????????????
guess who was literally just reminded of this blog?? this girl.
yes this just happened
here have my tattoo
i want to bring this blog back so bad. i was here for such a short time then just fell out of it bUT i should just restart it all honestly. cause i miss being eggsy omfg
SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.
Feel free to add your own.
“Wow, you’re hot.”
"Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view."
"You know, those/that (list body part) of yours are/is pretty distracting."
"Hot damn."
"So, you come here often?"
"Well, well. My night just got better."
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"You have got a great ass."
"Hey, I’m open minded."
"You enjoying the view over there?"
"Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction."
"Don’t be bashful. You know you want to."
"You can have me any way you’d like, baby."
"You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?"
"I’m off in a few minutes, you know."
"It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?"
"I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious."
"I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?"
"I wanna see you get naked."
"You’re getting me all worked up."
"What do we have here?”
"I see someone’s happy to see me."
"Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial."
"You like that, don’t you?"
"How do you want me?"
"I’m sure we can put those lips to better use."
"God, you’re perfect."
"I really like a man who’s good with his hands."
"You. Me. Sex. Now."
"I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one."
"I saw that. You just checked me out."
"You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit."
"You wanna help me out of this ___?" (Insert article clothing here.)
"Can I keep you?"
"You’re such a tease."
"Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something."
"I love it when you talk dirty."
"I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me."
"I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear."
"I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes."
"It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”
negging? that’s hilarious. i haven’t heard anyone try that since the noughties.
ayoooo here for awhile :) i'm so excited it's spring break dgjdslgjsfdk
"Eggsy - stop it." He was practically trying to roll with the duvet, and now the boy was just taking the bloody piss. "Eggsy, stop it before I chuck you out of the god damn window." As soon as Harry felt the rogue hand in his hair, he tucked his head into his neck, and draped an arm over the top of it. "You’ll put grease in my hair."
Eggsy sighed heavily at his tone, shifting to cross his arms over his chest. It was uncomfortable, but he was the master of pouting when he wanted to be. And he hadn’t been given nearly enough attention for the night. “Ye’d be real bored with me gone. Little shit.” he shook his head before quickly glancing at the man, nose wrinkled. “Ye sayin’ m’greasy, old man?”
Reblog this if I have permission to go in your inbox to start a random RP
[ cue the disapproving look. it only lasted for a few moments before he let out a soft sigh. ]
❝ Everyone knew, Eggsy. They found out I was alive while you were still stopping Valentine’s plans — which, by the way, excellent job of doing so. Telling you the news could potentially compromise your mission. ❞
[ he looked slightly apologetic after that sentence, tugging at his suit jacket just slightly. ]
Everyone. How had everyone known for an entire fucking year and he was just finding out now?
“But that happened a year ago, Harry. Ye...Ye coulda told me after all’a that. Someone could have. What was the point’a keepin’ it from me? Forcin’ me to hurt.”
Eggsy reached up to rub at his face firmly, willing any sort of emotion away. Aside from anger.
“After the way we left off, I thought ye died bein’ disappointed in me.”
i have the worlds biggest headache. so i’m going to lay down. i might be back in a bit! but if not, i’ll be around tomorrow/all weekend :)
PSA Regarding RPs
DO NOT REBLOG ROLEPLAYS THAT YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED IN.
DO NOT REBLOG ROLEPLAYS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE AND ADD COMMENTARY.
IT MESSES WITH THE NOTES AND INTERRUPTS THE FLOW OF THE CONVERSATION AND IS CONSIDERED RUDE.
PLEASE DON’T DO IT.
PLEASE.
“I suppose not.”
“Also, that report ye was writin’ earlier...woops.”
guYS IF WE’RE MUTUALS AND YOUR MUSE RANDOMLY WANTS TO TALK TO MINE, TAG. ME. IN. A. STARTER. I WILL REPLY BECAUSE I LOVE RANDOM STARTERS AND CUTE SHIT AND JUST MY MUSE BEING THROWN IN A SITUATION WHERE THEY’RE LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING?!?! WHO THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING?!?! WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DOING THIS?!?!” BECAUSE ITS THE BEST THING EVER. So yknow yeah. Tag me in shit.