I Dont Eat Eggyolks

Hi I'm Kai

[eggyolkeater]

Brooklyn 99 writers said fuck straight lives

[eggyolkeater]

guess I'm coming out as an Undertale stannie again

[eggyolkeater]

my Brian? working??? I can't do maTHs 

[eggyolkeater]

I uhHHHH want top surgery 

[eggyolkeater]

oh have this cursed thing I made ages ago

[himbolukeskywalker]

quit arguing marvel vs dc!!!  we ALL know which is the greatest and most imaginative superhero movie of all time. it’s megamind.

[andhumanslovedstories]

There was definitely a time in our history where we as a people had to choose between Despicable Me and Megamind and we collectively chose wrong

[himbolukeskywalker]

okay i know this is my post but holy fuck you’re right

[eggyolkeater]

nia nal,,,,,, im in love with you

[eggyolkeater]

deltarune is so cute and I am: in love

[eggyolkeater]

lets get this fucking b̸̢̧̫̦͎̙͓͔̯̞̗̝̝̓͂̾͠͝r̶̡̪͍͊̔͗̽͒̏̊̈́̔̉́͌̆͗̚ȇ̷̢̢̲̟̙̩̯̻̿͊͗͆͂͆͂͐̀͝ą̴͓̲̬͈̹͈̈͛̍͑̄d̷̼͚͙̖̈́̅̒͒͑̏͋̈́̈́̓̎̒̔̑̚͝͝ͅ

[eggyolkeater]

OOF 

[lunarkittens]

fuck puberty the real sign you’ve entered adulthood is going from fanfiction.net to archiveofourown 

[teamsharoncarter-archive]

If you use both, means you’re an adult in touch with your inner child

[ichimarugins]

and that you’re desperate

[teamsharoncarter-archive]

[animatedtext]

[lgbt-aesthetics]

i know this isnt aesthetics but THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT!

i got an email from my mother (who is bi and proud) about this. australians will have 14 days to register to vote in the same-sex marriage postal vote. this means everyone needs to get on the electoral roll or check their enrolment is correct ASAP! students like myself are particularly likely to not be enrolled or have incorrect details on the electoral roll.

so if you are australian and you are over 16, please dear god, make sure you are on the electoral roll! if you are already enrolled, make sure your details are correct and up to date!

even if you arent australian, i would REALLY appreciate if you spread this!

im australian and i cannot marry my current partner without same-sex marriage being legal. i know without a doubt there are many other australians who are also unable to marry their partners too.

Date: 10/08/2017

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[thetrippytrip]

reblog if you want lesbian farmers to invade the rural south

[ben-lyintous]

wlw artists getting lap dances in music videos

reblog if u agree

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water