Chase: Oh come on, Marvin. I wasn’t that drunk.
Marvin, bitterly washing his face off: You took off my mask and drew all over my face in highlighter because you think I’m “important.”
Chase, suddenly crying: Because you are!

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@ego-circus-au
Chase: Oh come on, Marvin. I wasn’t that drunk.
Marvin, bitterly washing his face off: You took off my mask and drew all over my face in highlighter because you think I’m “important.”
Chase, suddenly crying: Because you are!
everyone’s favorite murderer :’)
Worst joke I’ve made in a while.
Wilford: Look at you, my little adorable devil
Dark:
Wilford: Such a little bean!
Dark:
Dark: Put me down Wil
Chase: Dude, I got... divorced. I just literally got fucking divorced.
Marvin: It’s ok, Chase! Why don’t we go watch a movie- your favorite movie Star Wars? You know? May the force be with you?
Chase, suddenly crying: DIVORCE???
Wilford: Jameson what do you do when you see us murder someone?
Jameson: *puts on sunglasses and uses a broom handle as a walking stick*
Wilford: *Walking in late*
Host: Where have you been?
Wilford: I was doing things.
Dark, obviously disheveled: Sorry I'm late-
Alternatively;
Dark: *walks in late* Host: You’re late again. What was it this time? Dark: I was doing... things. Wilford: *leaning on the door frame behind him* I’m things~!
Wilford: *Walking in late*
Host: Where have you been?
Wilford: I was doing things.
Dark, obviously disheveled: Sorry I'm late-
Dark: *grinning and late*
JJ: why are you late?
Dark: I was doing... Things..
Host, bursting in: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Circus Owner Darkiplier
Darkiplier is the owner of the circus. He mainly stays in the shadows and handles the business side of things, while Wilford remains the chaotic face of the operation. The two would not succeed without the other, and they both know it.
Art by @code-name-viper!
Wilford: You seem happy today dark-
Dark: I had a good morning-
JJ behind dark: 'Host fell outside his trailer-
Did we make this au for meme material alone? Maybe so.
out of context memes, for the soul
Host: A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell.
Ringmaster Wilford Warfstache
Wilford is the ringmaster and face of the ego circus au! It may seem like he is in charge, but he’s too chaotic to keep everything working, so the real boss stays in the shadows behind him.
Art by @code-name-viper!