Welcome to the Circus!

Some years ago, the circus was a bustling home of joy and wonder. Until Wilford Warfstache canceled his trapeze shows and the circus went under. Now, Darkiplier appears at the circus with the intent to rebuild it, make it better. Accompanied by Janus; his co-owner, Host; the fortune-teller, JJ; the aerial silk dancer, and Anti; the freakshow leader, he believes he has a winning group to get started. All he has to do is convince the only person who stayed for years after the circus shut down; Wilford Warfstache.

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Chase: Oh come on, Marvin. I wasn’t that drunk.

Marvin, bitterly washing his face off: You took off my mask and drew all over my face in highlighter because you think I’m “important.”

Chase, suddenly crying: Because you are!

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everyone’s favorite murderer :’)

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Worst joke I’ve made in a while.

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Wilford: Look at you, my little adorable devil

Dark:

Wilford: Such a little bean!

Dark:

Dark: Put me down Wil

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Chase: Dude, I got... divorced. I just literally got fucking divorced.

Marvin: It’s ok, Chase! Why don’t we go watch a movie- your favorite movie Star Wars? You know? May the force be with you?

Chase, suddenly crying: DIVORCE???

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Wilford: Jameson what do you do when you see us murder someone?

Jameson: *puts on sunglasses and uses a broom handle as a walking stick*

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Wilford: *Walking in late*

Host: Where have you been?

Wilford: I was doing things.

Dark, obviously disheveled: Sorry I'm late-

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Alternatively;

Dark: *walks in late* Host: You’re late again. What was it this time? Dark: I was doing... things. Wilford: *leaning on the door frame behind him* I’m things~!

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Wilford: *Walking in late*

Host: Where have you been?

Wilford: I was doing things.

Dark, obviously disheveled: Sorry I'm late-

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Dark: *grinning and late*

JJ: why are you late?

Dark: I was doing... Things..

Host, bursting in: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Circus Owner Darkiplier 

Darkiplier is the owner of the circus. He mainly stays in the shadows and handles the business side of things, while Wilford remains the chaotic face of the operation. The two would not succeed without the other, and they both know it.

Art by @code-name-viper!

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Wilford: You seem happy today dark-

Dark: I had a good morning-

JJ behind dark: 'Host fell outside his trailer-

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Did we make this au for meme material alone? Maybe so.

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out of context memes, for the soul

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Host: A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell.

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Ringmaster Wilford Warfstache

Wilford is the ringmaster and face of the ego circus au! It may seem like he is in charge, but he’s too chaotic to keep everything working, so the real boss stays in the shadows behind him.

Art by @code-name-viper!