internet hate machine

Joel Zimmerman. 33. Electronic Music Producer. Cat lover, people hater. don't mistake me for someone who gives a shit. [rp blog; not the real deadmau5]

[deadmau5-deactivated20170419]

@zedd being a Zedd.

[egomau5]

zedd is such a whiner

[mrscapevans-blog]

Oh. Haha. Gotcha. What no heat in the car? How long was the car ride?

[egomau5]

plenty of heat, nothing over 25 minutes... but i had a jacket and he didn't. ;) so i left it all off.

[egomau5]

zedd is such a whiner

[mrscapevans-blog]

…..That is cold. You enjoy this?

[egomau5]

not really, i'm just calling him out as a bitch for complaining the entire car ride home.

[egomau5]

zedd is such a whiner

[mrscapevans-blog]

……Not my fault I grew up in the States. I don’t make the rules here. That just sounds awfully cold..

[egomau5]

well let's see, 0c is freezing, 9c is nine degrees above that, so you do the math, chica.

[egomau5]

headaches for days.

[crystalreedme]

That doesn’t sound like a very healthy solution..

[egomau5]

never have i claimed to be the picture of health.

[egomau5]

zedd is such a whiner

[mrscapevans-blog]

…….Are you for real?

[egomau5]

um, yes? that's above freezing - oh. oh, right. i use celsius, like the rest of the not-stupid world.

[blood-gulch-blues]

nerd

[egomau5]

headaches for days.

[crystalreedme]

Sounds like a personal problem…. No I’m only joking. Is there anything I can do to help it go away?

[egomau5]

eh. more coffee is always the solution for me.

[egomau5]

zedd is such a whiner

9 degrees ain't cold.

[pop-cultur]

Coffee Run! ft. Zedd x

[egomau5]

shhh shhh babe it's okay, I'm coming to rescue you from yourself tomorrow.

[egomau5]

headaches for days.

no, no. i fucking love it. 

[egomau5]

ew it's wonton

[zeddariffic]

I should have expected as much… oh well. baby steps. one day, you’ll appreciate me. in the meantime I’ll just annoy you.

[egomau5]

i'm so thrilled.

[egomau5]

ew it's wonton

[zeddariffic]

oh my god, I think that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me. I’m going to cry.

[egomau5]

ew, don't. i just want you around to get my coffee for me.

[egomau5]

ew it's wonton

[zeddariffic]

aww, you’re picking on me again, you must really miss me.

[egomau5]

like a sea anemone without a clownfish.

[joels-pet-coelacanth]

Purrari2k14

[egomau5]

ew it's wonton

[zeddariffic]

omg, before I come to Toronto remind me to spend all my American because I always forget and then try to pay with it and look like a dumbass.

[egomau5]

you always look like a dumbass.