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pukicho

Hey guys just had the most mid teryaki chicken of my life at the denver airport.

kitzenvoncatzen

congrats!!!!! im so proud of you!!

pukicho

I am releasing the beast at Denver airport

level-17-spheal

What terminal?

pukicho

Oh you’ll know

pukicho

You inspire me to study hard and get a good job so I don't end up like you in tumblr at 25. No offense uwu.

You just fucking uwu’d - you’re ending up in the fucking gutters

pukicho

Guys i found a decapitated stretchy alien in an old toy box. Its so gross and old, take a look.

infinitycarrot1

I'm sorry but why does that look like my almost dead 60+ year old uncle who abused my mom and her sister when they were growing up 💀

pukicho

How the fuck should I know

greelin

you’re not gonna believe what this is a review for

greelin

pukicho

one time you reblogged one of my reblogs of your post and I took three screenshots as keepsake. I think about it constantly and when I do, I giggle and blush and kick my feet. Thanks for a lifetime of silly little giggles, Pukey!!!

I make the bros blush and giggle

c4-magic-deactivated20231226

you rebloged from me once. said i was a fucking idiot

pukicho

Well, were you?

crimeronan

once when i was ten, so seventeen years ago, i was on one of the neopets forums that was in 2006 frequented mostly by edgy teenagers with pete wentz urls who wanted to get around the ban on romance and gay talk to discuss mcr members making out. and it was well past midnight and i was secretly on an extremely clunky laptop the size of a modern desktop, sitting on my top bunk in the tiny room i shared with my sister. and i do not remember the forum topic at all but at some point one of the participants politely asked me, "hey, how old are you, anyway? twelve?" and when i honestly replied "ten," he responded:

"WOAH. Kid, you'd better get off the boards. Wandering the Neoboards at 2 AM is like walking nekkid through the Bronx with your wallet dangling from your nipplz."

and this frightened me so much i slammed the computer shut and went to bed immediately. seventeen years later i still remember this message word for word. including the filter-avoidance misspellings. i need everyone to know about this formative childhood memory. bronx wallet nipplz guy if you're out there hmu and tell me what ur deal was

onceiwashere

you criticize her, but before taylor swift had her private jet she used to ride a horse everywhere and when she reached her destination one of her personal assistants would shoot the horse point blank in the head. she did this hundreds of times, if not thousands

onceiwashere

this post occasionally getting notes is the only evidence i have that anyone still remembers taylor swift unapologetically destroying the planet. i feel like i’m going insane

shadbrim

That's some strong words for someone with a neopets profile pic. Do you have a source for this information?

onceiwashere

i fucking saw it happen

chthonicathenean

It’s true I was the horse

best-of-memes

afrocentricheavymetalgoddess

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

acetier

Link never got used to the constant reminder that only one of them breathed.

#botw

ryebreadgf

men were just built different in the 70s & 80s idk if it's the chest hair or actors not being forced into inhumane training regimes for movies but everything was so much more lush like those are free range organic male tits not the factory shit with chemicals in it

cumaeansibyl

let us not understate the importance of an ordinary amount of belly fat

pukicho

Are you satisfied with life?

Fuck no. I am responding to an ask on TUMBLR. com are you fucking kidding me

pukicho

With robots taking over the jobs , I think we need to invent new cool professions. there needs to be a forest man position, where you wander the woods with a walking stick and guide travelers. I think there needs to be a steampunk themed blimp guy, and I also think cool pirate gangs should be legal. I also think weed should be illegal again so teens have something to fight for.

pukicho

Being rick-rolled was a nice troll back in the day, nowadays you dox people and tell them to die, which is a better troll I guess but I miss the simplicity of it all.

txttletale

news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death, grieving friends and family described the deceased to reporters as ‘a bit of a cunt’, ‘mean and bad’ and ‘just generally kind of annoying, you know?’