I LOVE INTENTIONAL TYPOS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

[inventor of the world's most fuckable pixel worm] Kit, Catzen, or KVC. they/them but be confusing about it the only reason i dont have the nonbinary flag in my pfp or banner or something is because i dont like that color combination. like even a little bit. i am that but ithink the flag looks shit tbh. i think its the yellow maybe idk. PFP by @ageblue-aka-varnah-g (which is so awesome and perfect) (dont worry about what i keep doing to it) IMPORTANT >> https://implement.neocities.org/info << IMPORTANT kitzenvoncatzen on Discord DNI if you are currently In the shower or bath [dont worry about it]

[kitzenvoncatzen]

chef misery impostor

I made a battle song about chef misery imposter. mostly just saying it's a battle song because that was what it ended up sounding like when i tried to encapsulate the high energy of the character

the video for it was weird and fun as well. look at.my thing

[girlballs]

hi chat my everything hurts

[girlballs]

hi chat everything but my noteworthy fat meaty hog hurts

[bunnygirlhyacinth]

i love bugs

[bunnygirlhyacinth]

bugs girlfriend!!!!! i love youu!!!!!

[bunnygirlhyacinth]

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[gumi-megpoidd]

the fucking lego cartel situation going on is so fucking wild what the actual hell

[gumi-megpoidd]

like. man goes to a company, bricks and minifigs, to have them sell his lego set worth $200k usd in order to help his dads medical expenses. bam then proceeds to fucking steal the legos, advertise it as theirs, and when he goes to get them back they 1) fire the representative that signed the contract 2) shut down the store where the deal happened 3) threatened him with expensive legal fees 4) fucking. BRIBED THE COPS TO REPEATEDLY HARASS HIM AND A YOUTUBER HE WAS WORKING WITH TO DEAL WITH THE SITUATION.

very oversimplified but its just so fucking crazy??????

[beardedmrbean]

[border-collie]

went to take the trash out this morning and was greeted by a black cat on my driveway. thinking jenifer maybe got out somehow, i started talking to it and it immediately put it's tail up and trotted over to me. start petting the cat, fur texture is different so not jenifer, then he ROLLS OVER ASKING FOR MORE PETS. anyway, i might get suckered into a free cat if i can catch him and neuter him. seems to be a young male, not old enough to have fat cheeks, but nearly fully grown.

[border-collie]

my friend :)

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

Late evening bugs part 2

[a-book-of-creatures]

Stop saying “like” as a space filler in sentences. Use “reblog” instead.

[ruthimages]

[im-mender]

Smoking on that we'd

[unyieldingsilence]

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[covid-safer-hotties]

The pandemic isn’t over—and queer people shouldn’t be acting like it is | Xtra Magazine

ANALYSIS: As a community, we talk a good talk about keeping each other safe, so why aren’t we doing it now? 

[ooppo]

You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[knighthearts]

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

[charl0ttan]

had a terrible nap dream about something called a "website"

[b0tster]

lesbians making out video but with reduced music so u can hear them making out sloppy style. happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🔊

[daughter-of-sapph0]

happy pride

[lindleland]

[learningtogirl]

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

[soyalexnajera]