[junkandstuff]

[lesbianredpanda]

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

[teuer]

hey guys so since tumblr is dying send me your credit card number, expiration date, and security code on the back 😇

[forever90s]

[andrewbelami]

me

[thebootydiaries]

Intro: yo dis my paper

Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"

Conclusion: dats it lol bye

[nyoomvevo-deactivated20170531]

at a horror movie

[thebootydiaries]

bf: are you scared?

me: in this economy who wouldn't be

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[cursedcatimages]

[thebootydiaries]

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

[phukers-deactivated20150516]

hey, I was wondering if your gang offered health insurance 

[daisybees]

me unprompted at 4 in the morning:

RHIANNON RINGS LIKE A BELL THROUGH THE NIGHT AND WOULDN’T YOU LOVE TO LOVE HER?

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Happy Cabbages

[leesh]

she really wasn’t kidding about johns underwear

[leesh]

the saga continues

[queercutie-deactivated20160411]

overanalyze and chill

[oukime]

[sparreauxchirps]

When I’m reincarnated, I want to come back as a bookstore cat.

[sparreauxchirps]

Livin the life.

[sparreauxchirps]