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@firstnamedirector
Make your muse a cat loaf
Tagged by: @jemmaqueenofspace
How else would kitty Phil be but covered in sweets
repost don’t reblog / bold what applies / italicise if sometimes/somewhat/maybe
likes artificial watermelon | sleeps in what they are already wearing | eats their cereal with milk | listens to music with earbuds | listens to music with headphones | hates the summer | can recite past the first four digits of pi | eats frosting out of the jar | doodles on their notebooks | can bake cookies | has a garden | has had a snowball fight | eats pancakes without syrup | prefers shorts over pants | can name more than ten superheroes | has a plan for the zombie apocalypse | uses the same password for everything | can’t hold their breath for more than fifteen seconds | watches anime | hasn’t read harry potter | can say ‘i love you’ in more than one language | prefers mechanical pencils | thinks space is cool | takes personality tests more than once to make sure | can’t tie their shoes | has a purse | likes salads | likes cool colours better than warm colours | knows how to braid hair | reads biographies | can ice skate | knows their mbti | reads astrology charts | prefers the star wars prequels to the original trilogy | plays video games | reads the newspaper | likes chocolate ice cream best | doesn’t cuss | memorizes song lyrics | collects coupons | has a preferred order at starbucks | likes movie theater popcorn | has seen a play | owns a hoodie | would rather own cds than online copies | would rather own vinyls | has written a poem | can shuffle cards | subscribes to a magazine | double dips when eating | drinks directly out of the milk container | keeps a journal
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CHARACTER TRUTHS.
bold – always ⁄ often | italic – sometimes
001. smoking: the action or habit of inhaling & exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug.
002. binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.
003. drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs.
004. nail biting: a common body language sign of anxiety / tension.
005. lip biting: a common body language sign of anxiety / tension.
006. night owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night.
007. early bird: a person who rises , arrives , or acts before the usual or expected time.
008. negative attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism & pessimism.
009. positive attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with optimism & confidence.
010. swearing: the use of offensive language.
011. superstitious: an irrational belief that an object , action , or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome.
012. inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom.
013. scratching your neck: a common body language sign of uncertainty.
014. foot & finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress / impatience.
015. nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit.
016. flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention.
017. twirling hair: a common body language sign of flirtation.
018. cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness.
019. hands behind back: a common body language sign of confidence.
020. finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority.
021. hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness.
022. hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust / reluctance.
023. frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth / familiarity.
024. throat – clearing: a common body language sign of rejection / doubt.
025. jaw – clenching: a common body language sign of hostility.
026. eye – rolling: a common body language sign of irritation.
027. head – tilt: a common body language sign of interest.
028. whistling: to emit high – pitched sound by forcing breakthrough a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tune.
029. humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune.
030. perfectionism: refusal to accept any standard short of perfection.
031. photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail.
032. paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution , unwarranted jealousy , or exaggerated self – importance, typically worked into an organized system.
033. exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is.
034. intuitive: using or based on what one feels to be true even without conscious reasoning; instinctive.
035. quick – witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly & effectively.
036. interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements.
037. doodling: to scribble or make rough drawings, absentmindedly.
038. irritable: having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed.
039. gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet.
040. travel – sick: suffering from nausea caused by the motion of a moving vehicle , boat , or aircraft.
041. sensitive: having or displaying a quick & delicate appreciation of others’ feelings.
042. melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause.
043. chewing gum: the exercise of chewing flavored gum which is not intended for swallowing.
044. fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands & feet, through nervousness or impatience.
045. skeptical: not easily convinced; having doubts or reservations.
046. neat – freak: compulsively obsessed with cleanliness.
047. gossiping: divulging personal information about others.
048. prim: feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper; stiffly correct.
049. abbreviating: giving others nicknames / shortening names / giving pet names.
050. having a catchphrase: having a sentence or phrase typically associated with a specific person.
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littledemonlorne replied to your post :
Kay but seriously. Some of the best fictional…
Who did Raze gaslight?
Discord RP - It was @firstnamedirector‘s (haaaai…hope you dont mind me tagging u. correct any mistakes here if I’m wrong) Phil Coulson. Raze was like. Fourteen? But look how his childhood was. Kid knows how to fuck with people.
So basically, Raze figures he’s going to distract Coulson from figuring something out. He steals the guy’s arm while he’s sleeping (Phil got a tech arm when he lost his own) and runs and hides with a buddy. Phil wakes up, goes to put on his arm.
No arm. Phil panics. There’s a big chase that goes on, but Raze realizes he’s in deep shit if he gets caught with a techy arm. So he puts it back. Phil goes to show James Barnes (his lover? hubby?) that his arm is gone…
and the arm is there. Boom, gaslight. Now Phil thinks he didn’t see what he saw, and here’s Raze for the next little bit reinforcing that idea with comments like, I’m sure it was there the whole time. There was more nightmarish stuff involved during the chase and it was very, very mean on Raze’s part.
But Raze confessed when he saw the exact damage he’d done, because he was softer when he was a kiddo and these people had been very kind. He got called out on it and was told very strictly that he ought to never do that again. And he was better for it, in that arc. He tried to make amends with Phil.
Hey, Razemun! Been a long time. I don’t mind the ping at all. In fact, I can collaborate the post!
A-hem
Can confirm
oh you like history? name everything that ever happened
nicknames: Just Philmun is cool zodiac: cancer height: 5′4″ hogwarts house: I haven’t been to Universal in a while, I haven’t been to get my wand or see the hat yet last thing i googled: 9 American songs you’ve heard but don’t know the name of fave musicians: Disturbed, thank you very much song stuck in my head: Grandpa’s gonna sue the pants off of Santa following: 145 followers: 513 do you ever get asks: Rarely. Not in a long, long time *stares into the middle distance blankly* amount of sleep: 6 or 7 hours depending what are you wearing: Clothes dream job: Literally anything that isn’t customer service dream trip: I’d like to go to Knoebels again instruments: Is mayonnaise an instrument? languages: American English, random phrases in Spanish, Japanese and German, the same most Americans know random fact: My big toe is bent inwards so far it pushes my other toes down, and now they’re curl at almost a 90 degree angle aesthetic: Metallics, shiny, neon, fruit smells and cashmere
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Clark Gregg as Sarge
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
season 6, episode 5
Guess what I started watching…🐉
//For god’s sake, I haven’t been gone that long, stop thirst following me, porn blogs!
Eye bags, oh my god. Eye bags is worse than my fake name in the replies. Eye bags.
Eye bags
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Eye bags
//For god’s sake, I haven’t been gone that long, stop thirst following me, porn blogs!
Mark Antony, circa 43 BCE, colorized by @questionartbox
100% historically accurate, I can confirm.
History class is really just catching you up to speed on everything you missed before you were born.
Previously On………uh…just….fucking everything
Sure. Mr.Daddy is not nice but Clark is surely sexy AF…..
He is just in one scene and in the behind the scene there isn’t an interview of him……sad……
MR. DADDY
French assist in defeating the British at Yorktown (1781)
jemmaqueenofspace:
“We’re getting a lizard?” Jemma looked concerned again. She thought she’d talked him out of lizards and their horrible bacterial growths.
“Why not? That’s the better question. We already have to get a tank for the fish. There’s no reason to not get both,” he explained to her. “It’ll be for the people that incorrectly think fish are boring. This is something they could actually pet if they wanted.”
My Hero, My “Father”
imxthexhandler:
Last year, Amelia was able to sneak in Coulson’s father’s day card and goodies. This year, however, Amelia was not as lucky. She checked in with security before making her way up to his office. His assistant, whom looked like she needed a whole pot of coffee rather than a mug, waved Amelia on in, not mentioning that why yes, of course Coulson was in.
“Oh! Uh, Director, I, um… Heh. I…didn’t expect you in so early,” she stammered with a nervous, sheepish grin and a forced chuckle.
Phil turns as soon as he hears a voice approaching him. A lifetime of spy work has taught him to never react when seen doing something you didn’t want to be caught doing. Coulson very casually lowers the pen in hand. Controlling every move to appear more casual than he felt. Absentmindedly shutting the notebook infront of him and sliding it aside as though it were nothing except an afterthought to appear courteous to his guest.
“Late to bed, early to rise, all the calling cards of someone that’s been in SHIELD too long for his own good. What brings you here at this hour?”“