First Name Director

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Make your muse a cat loaf

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How else would kitty Phil be but covered in sweets

[firstnamedirector]

repost don’t reblog / bold what applies / italicise if sometimes/somewhat/maybe

likes artificial watermelon | sleeps in what they are already wearing | eats their cereal with milk | listens to music with earbuds | listens to music with headphones | hates the summer | can recite past the first four digits of pi | eats frosting out of the jar | doodles on their notebooks | can bake cookies | has a garden | has had a snowball fight | eats pancakes without syrup | prefers shorts over pants | can name more than ten superheroes | has a plan for the zombie apocalypse | uses the same password for everything | can’t hold their breath for more than fifteen seconds | watches anime | hasn’t read harry potter | can say ‘i love you’ in more than one language | prefers mechanical pencils | thinks space is cool | takes personality tests more than once to make sure | can’t tie their shoes | has a purse | likes salads | likes cool colours better than warm colours | knows how to braid hair | reads biographies | can ice skate | knows their mbti | reads astrology charts | prefers the star wars prequels to the original trilogy | plays video games | reads the newspaper | likes chocolate ice cream best | doesn’t cuss | memorizes song lyrics | collects coupons | has a preferred order at starbucks | likes movie theater popcorn | has seen a play | owns a hoodie | would rather own cds than online copies | would rather own vinyls | has written a poem | can shuffle cards | subscribes to a magazine | double dips when eating | drinks directly out of the milk container | keeps a journal

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[firstnamedirector]

 CHARACTER  TRUTHS.

bold   –   always ⁄  often | italic   –   sometimes

001.   smoking:  the  action  or  habit  of  inhaling  &  exhaling  the  smoke  of  tobacco  or  a  drug.

002.   binge  drinking:  the  consumption  of  an  excessive  amount  of  alcohol  in  a  short  period  of  time.

003.   drug  abuse:  the  habitual  taking  of  illegal  drugs.

004.   nail  biting:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  anxiety / tension.

005.   lip  biting:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  anxiety / tension.

006.   night  owl:  a  person  who  is  habitually  active  or  wakeful  at  night.

007.   early  bird:  a  person  who  rises ,  arrives ,  or  acts  before  the  usual  or  expected  time.

008.  negative  attitudes:  a  philosophy  of  approaching  life  with  criticism  &  pessimism.

009.   positive  attitudes:  a  philosophy  of  approaching  life  with  optimism  &  confidence.

010.   swearing:  the  use  of  offensive  language.

011.   superstitious:  an  irrational  belief  that  an  object ,  action , or  circumstance  not  logically  related  to  a  course  of  events influences  its  outcome.

012.  inspecting  fingernails:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  boredom.

013.   scratching  your  neck:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  uncertainty.

014.   foot  &  finger  tapping:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  stress / impatience.

015.   nose  touch:  a  subtle  body  language  sign  of  deceit.

016.   flipping  hair:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  craving  attention.

017.  twirling  hair:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  flirtation.

018.   cracking  knuckles:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  readiness.

019.   hands  behind  back:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  confidence.

020.   finger  pointing:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  authority.

021.   hands  on  hips:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  readiness.

022.   hands  in  pockets:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  mistrust / reluctance.

023.   frequent  touch:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  warmth / familiarity.

024.   throat  –  clearing:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  rejection / doubt.

025.   jaw  –  clenching:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  hostility.

026.   eye  –  rolling:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  irritation.

027.   head  –  tilt:  a  common  body  language  sign  of  interest.

028.   whistling:  to  emit  high  –  pitched  sound  by  forcing breakthrough  a  small  hole  between  one’s  lips  or  teeth;  usually to  a  tune.

029.   humming:  make  a  low,  steady  continuous  sound  like  that  of  a  bee;  usually  to  a  tune.

030.   perfectionism:  refusal  to  accept  any  standard  short  of  perfection.

031.   photographic  memory:  the  ability  to  remember  information  or  visual  images  in  great  detail.

032.   paranoia:  a  mental  condition  characterized  by  delusions  of persecution ,  unwarranted  jealousy ,  or  exaggerated  self  – importance,  typically  worked  into  an  organized  system.

033.   exaggeration:  a  statement  that  represents  something  as  better  or  worse  than  it  really  is.

034.   intuitive:  using  or  based  on  what  one  feels  to  be  true  even  without  conscious  reasoning;  instinctive.

035.   quick  –  witted:  showing  or  characterized  by  an  ability  to  think  or  respond  quickly  &  effectively.

036.   interrupting:  breaking  the  continuity  of  a  conversation  with  one’s  own  statements.

037.   doodling:  to  scribble  or  make  rough  drawings,  absentmindedly.

038.   irritable:  having  or  showing  a  tendency  to  be  easily  annoyed.

039.   gambling:  to  play  games  of  chance  for  money;  bet.

040.   travel  –  sick:  suffering  from  nausea  caused  by  the  motion  of  a  moving  vehicle ,  boat ,  or  aircraft.

041.   sensitive:  having  or  displaying  a  quick  &  delicate  appreciation  of  others’  feelings.

042.   melancholy:  a  feeling  of  pensive  sadness,  typically  with  no  obvious  cause.

043.   chewing  gum:  the  exercise  of  chewing  flavored  gum  which  is  not  intended  for  swallowing.

044.   fidgeting:  to  make  small  movements,  especially  of  the  hands  &  feet,  through  nervousness  or  impatience.

045.   skeptical:  not  easily  convinced;  having  doubts  or  reservations.

046.   neat  –  freak:  compulsively  obsessed  with  cleanliness.

047.   gossiping:  divulging  personal  information  about  others.

048.   prim:  feeling  or  showing  disapproval  of  anything  regarded  as  improper;  stiffly  correct.

049.   abbreviating:  giving  others  nicknames / shortening  names / giving  pet  names.

050.   having  a  catchphrase:  having  a  sentence  or  phrase  typically  associated  with  a  specific  person.

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littledemonlorne replied to your post :

Kay but seriously. Some of the best fictional…

Who did Raze gaslight?

Discord RP - It was @firstnamedirector‘s (haaaai…hope you dont mind me tagging u. correct any mistakes here if I’m wrong)  Phil Coulson. Raze was like. Fourteen? But look how his childhood was. Kid knows how to fuck with people. 

So basically, Raze figures he’s going to distract Coulson from figuring something out. He steals the guy’s arm while he’s sleeping (Phil got a tech arm when he lost his own) and runs and hides with a buddy. Phil wakes up, goes to put on his arm. 

No arm. Phil panics. There’s a big chase that goes on, but Raze realizes he’s in deep shit if he gets caught with a techy arm. So he puts it back. Phil goes to show James Barnes (his lover? hubby?) that his arm is gone…

and the arm is there. Boom, gaslight. Now Phil thinks he didn’t see what he saw, and here’s Raze for the next little bit reinforcing that idea with comments like, I’m sure it was there the whole time. There was more nightmarish stuff involved during the chase and it was very, very mean on Raze’s part. 

But Raze confessed when he saw the exact damage he’d done, because he was softer when he was a kiddo and these people had been very kind. He got called out on it and was told very strictly that he ought to never do that again. And he was better for it, in that arc. He tried to make amends with Phil. 

[firstnamedirector]

Hey, Razemun! Been a long time. I don’t mind the ping at all. In fact, I can collaborate the post!

A-hem

Can confirm

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oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

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nicknames: Just Philmun is cool  zodiac: cancer height: 5′4″ hogwarts house: I haven’t been to Universal in a while, I haven’t been to get my wand or see the hat yet  last thing i googled: 9 American songs you’ve heard but don’t know the name of fave musicians: Disturbed, thank you very much song stuck in my head: Grandpa’s gonna sue the pants off of Santa following: 145 followers: 513 do you ever get asks: Rarely.  Not in a long, long time *stares into the middle distance blankly* amount of sleep: 6 or 7 hours depending what are you wearing: Clothes  dream job: Literally anything that isn’t customer service dream trip: I’d like to go to Knoebels again instruments: Is mayonnaise an instrument? languages: American English, random phrases in Spanish, Japanese and German, the same most Americans know random fact: My big toe is bent inwards so far it pushes my other toes down, and now they’re curl at almost a 90 degree angle aesthetic: Metallics, shiny, neon, fruit smells and cashmere 

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[phoebesfavpeople]

Clark Gregg as Sarge

Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

season 6, episode 5

[claracornish]

Guess what I started watching…🐉

[firstnamedirector]

//For god’s sake, I haven’t been gone that long, stop thirst following me, porn blogs!

[firstnamedirector]

Eye bags, oh my god. Eye bags is worse than my fake name in the replies. Eye bags.

Eye bags

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Eye bags

[firstnamedirector]

//For god’s sake, I haven’t been gone that long, stop thirst following me, porn blogs!

[ny-sar-deactivated20210522]

Mark Antony, circa 43 BCE, colorized by @questionartbox

[enonem]

100% historically accurate, I can confirm.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

History class is really just catching you up to speed on everything you missed before you were born.

[deepfriedtwinkie]

Previously On………uh…just….fucking everything

[lolax74]

Sure. Mr.Daddy is not nice but Clark is surely sexy AF…..

He is just in one scene and in the behind the scene there isn’t an interview of him……sad……

[directorhottie]

MR. DADDY

[fakehistory]

French assist in defeating the British at Yorktown (1781)

[firstnamedirector]

jemmaqueenofspace‌:

“We’re getting a lizard?” Jemma looked concerned again. She thought she’d talked him out of lizards and their horrible bacterial growths.

“Why not?  That’s the better question.  We already have to get a tank for the fish.  There’s no reason to not get both,” he explained to her.  “It’ll be for the people that incorrectly think fish are boring.  This is something they could actually pet if they wanted.”

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My Hero, My “Father”

[firstnamedirector]

imxthexhandler‌:

Last year, Amelia was able to sneak in Coulson’s father’s day card and goodies. This year, however, Amelia was not as lucky. She checked in with security before making her way up to his office. His assistant, whom looked like she needed a whole pot of coffee rather than a mug, waved Amelia on in, not mentioning that why yes, of course Coulson was in.

“Oh! Uh, Director, I, um… Heh. I…didn’t expect you in so early,” she stammered with a nervous, sheepish grin and a forced chuckle.

Phil turns as soon as he hears a voice approaching him.  A lifetime of spy work has taught him to never react when seen doing something you didn’t want to be caught doing.  Coulson very casually lowers the pen in hand.  Controlling every move to appear more casual than he felt.  Absentmindedly shutting the notebook infront of him and sliding it aside as though it were nothing except an afterthought to appear courteous to his guest.

“Late to bed, early to rise, all the calling cards of someone that’s been in SHIELD too long for his own good.  What brings you here at this hour?”“