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Sherlock|22|UK|he/him|Apis mellifera

[eh-holmes]

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

[ntsocialskills]

Neurotypical Social Skill #133

Neurotypicals tend to view the act of asking others for something they want to be a shameful thing, so they will often low-key try to get you to offer them what they want through compliments. Food, for example. If you have a plate full of food and a neurotypical says anything remotely positive about it, (it looks/smells good, it’s making them hungry, ect.) it means that they want some and are fully expecting you to pick up on that. If you don’t offer them some of the food they are hinting at that they want, then they will assume you understood the request and are refusing to share, something which the neurotypical will always take as a personal offense against them. 

Therefore, if a neurotypical compliments anything you own, food or non-food, it means they are asking you to offer that thing to them without actually saying that they want it. Did they like your flower vase? Tell them to take it home. Tell you your hair looks nice? Be a kind soul and cut off a lock to give to them, least their sensitive neurotypical heart be forever wounded from the perceived rejection.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[eh-holmes]

me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again

brain: how bout i do a n y w a y

[rubyetc]

god! 

[sin-of-omission]

[thepropertylovers]

One (fall) Saturday morning ☕️🍁 #goodmorningyall (at Cleveland, Tennessee)

[catsofinstagram]

[thesadghostclub]

This print is all about appreciating the small things around you, making the most of your surroundings and being enchanted by what’s about.

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[thesadghostclub]

This print is about ‘Starting your journey’ and how it’s ok to not know your way. It’s all about taking the steps anyway <3

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[eh-holmes]

i used to say things but it seems sort of pointless now john has essentially abandoned his blog. 

[thenatsdorf]

[cheasethings]

The poise… the balance… the PRESENCE

[sidneypagget]

I’m gay

[rubyetc]

PLEASE, I AM PUPATING

[mirchive-blog]

if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with

[awwww-cute]

[midsummerdream]

from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades