can't be tamed

cool suave tentacle seeks john 🍆

[lionofchaeronea]

If anyone's feeling sad today, here's a newly discovered species of octopus. Found in the waters off the Galapagos Islands, this little critter can fit in the palm of your hand.

[redscharlach]

He's just a little guy

[sarahthecoat]

@wimpytentacleofficial hope you enjoy this too.

[broccoliseason-deactivated20210]

A close up of the Blanket Octopus during a blackwater dive with The Three P diving club , Romblon Island, Philippines. Credit: Joseph Elayani

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

[sarahthecoat]

@wimpytentacleofficial this makes me think of you. <3

[encryptidarchivist]

i love lowland streaked tenrecs because they’re like if a mammal was a caterpillar

[encryptidarchivist]

look at this thing. the animal

[rederiswrites]

Wow. Wikipedia image not any less mammal that is caterpillar.

[crackinwise]

Shoutout to Nazgul, the 2yo Czechoslovakian wolfdog who ran onto the cross-country skiing course and across the finish line to the crowd's cheers.

No worries: He's a local pet, he's friendly, he didn't interfere with any athletes' results, and he was returned to his owners. Videos at the link. [X]

Nazgul, YOU are an Olympian!

[draconym]

Found a very small denim jacket in Petco and decided to make my mom's Chihuahua a battle jacket.

[draconym]

It fits

[softlyfiercely]

I have been so hype to see Cubbie wearing this since you started making it

[draconym]

More Cubbies for you

[melonwah]

[cosmonautroger]

[esthermika]

very polite. 10/10

[pride-knightess]

One incredibly good girl

[abz-j-harding]

this crab has better table manners than some of the people I served when I was a waitress at the pub.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[creacher-art]

This distinguished gentlebeast appears to be a Smooth-handed Ghost Crab (Ocypode cordimana)!

They are members of the Ghost and Fiddler crab family Ocypodidae, and have a highly varied diet of plant/algal matter, other invertebrates, vertebrates, eggs, and carrion. They’re opportunistic and will try to get anything they can eat!

This species is also widely distributed across the Pacific and Indian oceans, where they can be found most active at night on beaches. Like other ghost and fiddler crabs, they typically stay hidden in their burrows during the day to avoid predators.

Grapes, as shown here, make for a delightful treat for captive Ocypodes; however, it should only be a treat and part of a balanced and varied diet including fish pellets, shellfish (such as clams), and veggies.

Photo by Thomas Mesaglio (iNaturalist)

[ImageID: A small tan-and-beige ghost crab of the species Ocypode cordimana sitting on a sandy beach during evening hours. It has two large white claws with its right claw being slightly larger than the left. It has two black-colored eyes on eyestalks and a slightly pale pink-colored mouthparts called mandibles, maxillae, and maxilipeds. /. end ID]

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[tomorrowisyesterday119]

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

[wimpytentacleofficial]

What is john trying to grow in his garden this year?

this year john is adding the artichokes

we can be eating this but also the bees are enjoying of the flowers

[wimpytentacleofficial]

Who is your favorite character in Heated Rivalry?

we cannot be choosing but we think shane is being very correct about many things a lot of the times

[otternottertv]

poke you with my noise

[hungry-hobbits]

not to screenshot a twitter post but please look at this animal

"is that ok . "

[the-clumsywitch]

[barbreypilled]

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

[lleyksie]

let’s be primitive horses with mama

[wimpytentacleofficial]

hellO everyone i am blogging to you from john soft tummy