Whatevs

It’s whatever

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

[enderlordisadumbusername]

"one of my moms"

*points finger*

child of lesbiabs

[teaboot]

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware

[ballsalsda-deactivated20260516]

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

[teaboot]

Turbo divorce

[nor-ahoy]

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

[teaboot]

It's when you end up with six parents

[teaboot]

I feel like we drifted from the original post a little so I'd like to reiterate that I am gonna tell my kids I'm a werewolf

[thememedaddy]

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[daily-spooky]

She's an icon

[thebean-17]

just going to keep this as inspo for my future funeral.

[catchymemes]

[nudityandnerdery]

[etchif]

[etchif]

You know that post that was going around like a year ago. That said something like 'hey you don't need to wear any makeup' and people kept commenting shit like 'yeah just a little eyeliner is enough'. This is how this post feels to me

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

South Seattle barista responds to customer’s threats with a hammer

“At what point are we told we’re supposed to just wait for it to get worse.”

[kropotkindersurprise]

We salute a working class hero 🫡

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